Chapter 2 is a big joke

  In a hospital room in Rongcheng City, the capital of Sihuang Province, Yellow Republic, a patient with bandages on his head and both arms wrapped in gauze lay on the bed. Next to him sat a beautiful young woman, staring at the man who was still unconscious.

  After a while, the woman's face began to turn red, and she felt a little surprised in her heart.

  Her face turned red as she saw the quilt on the man's body lifted high, and in a short while, the man laughed loudly and let out a comfortable moan, then the "tent" shook violently. She was an old hand and naturally knew what the man was up to.

  Although he was like that, it made her feel very embarrassed, but the huge stone that had been pressing on her heart also fell to the ground - he who had been in a coma for several days might wake up.

  "My head hurts so much, Zixia, you evil woman, you've struck again, hitting my old head... Ah, why is it cool down there?... Oh no, at such an old age, I've actually had a wet dream..."

  The man wanted to reach out and pull down his pants, but didn't want to hurt his hand. As soon as he moved, the pain made him let out a loud yell like a pig being slaughtered.

  This man was naturally Zeng Sitao.

  "Don't move, don't move.........."

  The woman sitting on the bed edge hastily got up, grabbed his hand and wouldn't let him move.

  Zeng Sitao opened his eyes to see a beautiful woman beside him, looking like she was twenty-five or six years old. Her face was powdered and her cheeks were rosy, with a pair of standard apricot-shaped eyes, lightly colored eyebrows, and small red lips that were pursed together. She wasn't very tall, but the beige windbreaker she wore gave off an elegant and beautiful feeling. Underneath it, a white sweater clung to her full and firm figure, subtly trembling along with her strong heartbeat. Her entire body exuded the scent of a mature woman. The woman's face was slightly red, and her eyes shone with joy that she couldn't hide. Zeng Sitao stared at her blankly, as if he had been petrified, his mind a jumbled mess, his mouth hanging open wide.

  "How could this be? How could this be? I'm going to die from embarrassment! ......" Zeng Si Tao muttered to himself, wanting to pull the quilt over his face.

  "Ah..." Zeng Sitao winced again and fainted from the pain in his injured hand.

  The woman was anxious and hastily went out to call a doctor.

  "Did he really wake up?"

  An old doctor came in and looked at Zeng Sita with some suspicion.

  "He really spoke again, later, his hand moved and he fainted from pain."

  "Alright, okay, he's been unconscious for several days and can wake up, it's really lucky... Wait until he wakes up and then call me."

  Zeng Si Tao had actually woken up, but he was too embarrassed to open his eyes and face the woman, so he pretended to be unconscious.

  After the doctor left, Zeng Si-tao was still pretending to be unconscious, thinking of a way to change his underwear, which was sticky and cool, very uncomfortable.

  The girl gently closed the door, Zeng Sitao quietly opened his eyes to take a look, she was taking something from her bag on the side. Seeing that she was about to get up, he hurriedly closed his eyes again.

  She gently sat down on the edge of the bed, sat for a while, and then reached into Zeng Sita's waist with her hand, using a towel to wipe him there. The thing that had originally become a dead snake suddenly stood up again, vigorous and proud.

  Such stimulation made Zeng Sitao unable to bear it and quietly opened his eyes, wanting to take a sneak peek, but unfortunately, he could only see the woman's back. However, Zeng Sitao's brain's imagination became extremely rich: What if he ejaculated? Would it hit her face?

  This thought made the younger brother even more unbearable. The woman let out a light snort, turned her head back. Zeng Sitao didn't have time to close his eyes. As their eyes met, Zeng Sitao quickly closed his eyes, and the woman hastily withdrew her hand and ran out.

  "We've lost face big time." Zeng Sitao felt utterly humiliated, and if there was a crack in the ground, he would have crawled into it without hesitation.

  Zeng Sita thought for a moment, seemingly having made a spring dream, but about everything in the dream, except for a woman named Zixia, and her kissing me, suddenly being separated, and pulling out a few strands of hair from her, nothing else could be remembered. Hair? Zeng Sita was somewhat disbelieving his own eyes, his hand really pinching a few curved strands of hair, some staring blankly, could it be that the woman in the room just now? Could it be that he had touched her and made a romantic dream?

  Isn't he dead? Zeng Si-tao looked at him and found himself in a hospital room. Could it be that he had been in an accident, hadn't died, and was rescued by someone?

  Zeng Sitao's mind was really confused, if that's the case, then the woman just now should be his lifesaver, he wouldn't offend his own lifesaver, would he? Zeng Sitao thought with some unease, if so, that would be too beastly.

  The woman who had escaped out of the door was also flushed on both cheeks at this time.

  "It's really embarrassing to death. However, he was able to wake up, which is the greatest luck." The woman touched her scorching cheek, took a few deep breaths, and then walked into the doctor's office.

  Zeng Sitao looked around and saw a newspaper on the bedside table next to him, called Sihai Daily. Zeng Sitao tilted his head and took a look at the date of the newspaper: January 8th, 1990. The headline read "Chairman of Yanhuang Nation attends Spring Festival gathering for veteran cadres".

  Are you filming a movie? You're not an actor, are you? Apart from filming, there wouldn't be such a newspaper. Zeng Sita's mind flashed with several thoughts, could it be time-traveling?

  Hearing footsteps outside the door, Zeng Sitao hastily closed his eyes and curled up his legs.

  "Are you awake?"

  Zeng Sitao opened his eyes, and the old doctor leaned over by the bed and asked.

  "En." Zeng Sitao responded with a single word.

  "Is there anywhere uncomfortable?"

  "It's just... somehow, there's something in my head, but I just can't seem to remember it."

  "En, your brain was subjected to a severe external impact, and you may experience symptoms of amnesia."

  "Can he recover?" the woman asked anxiously.

  Zeng Si Tao felt a bit strange, he remembered everything, but somehow there was something in his mind that he couldn't quite recall.

  "It depends on the recovery situation."

  The doctor gave Zeng Sitao another examination.

  "As long as he can talk, it means that his memory loss is only temporary and should be recoverable. Of course, some memories may disappear. You need to take good care of him, with the help of family members, the chances and speed of memory recovery will be higher... As long as he wakes up, there won't be a big problem, just focus on recovering from his illness, and after a few days, everything will be fine, no problem going home for Chinese New Year."

  The old doctor instructed the woman carefully before he left.

  "Thank you, Dr. Liu."

  After Liu Yun sent Dr. Liu away, only Liu Yun and Zeng Sitao were left, both of whom felt a bit awkward.

  "Take... take off your pants." The woman hesitated for a while before finally mustering up the courage to say.

  "I... I'll come myself... Let the nurse come..." Zeng Sitao said with some stuttering. Zeng Sitao's hand was injured, and the wound had not healed yet. With just a slight movement, it hurt so much that Zeng Sitao, although an old bird, felt extremely embarrassed in this situation.

  "Don't move, your wound isn't healed yet... I'm your sister..."

  He was forced to let the woman change his pants for him. It's really "brotherly" sometimes, not listening to big brother's instructions. Zeng Sitao felt that there was nothing more embarrassing in the world than this: a beautiful woman he didn't know at all changing his pants with semen stains, and his little brother proudly standing upright again after just ejaculating. If there were a block of tofu nearby, Zeng Sitao would have smashed himself to death with it.

  The woman was also extremely embarrassed, this guy was really dishonest, and... it was so hard and big. In the chaos, she hastily wiped herself off with Zeng Sito's thing, and finally changed her underwear.

  "I'm not dead, where is this?" Zeng Sitao was eager to know what his situation was and didn't dare to recall the embarrassment from just now.

  "You're not dead, this is a hospital."

  "I didn't die, right? Such a high cliff couldn't kill me? Haha... It's great to be alive, thank you, thank you, little sister, thank you for saving me..."

  The feeling of being reborn after the disaster made him somewhat incoherent.

  "What's wrong little sister... What did you say? I'm your Liu Jie."

  "Liu sister?"

  Zeng Sita was certain he didn't know this woman.

  "Thank you for saving me, whoever you are..."

  "Don't you remember who I am?"

  "I've forgotten so many things, who are you..."

  "I am your sister Liu, Liu Yun."

  "Where is this? Is it Hubei?"

  "Hubei? Never heard of it, this is in Rongcheng City."

  "Rongcheng City? ...................." Zeng Sitao racked his brains but couldn't think of a Rongcheng City in Hubei.

  "Then you saved me there?"

  "You accompanied me to the bank to withdraw money and encountered a thug, you were injured while trying to save me."

  "What's going on? I don't remember anything! You... can you tell me in detail?"

  Liu Yun began to talk about what had happened.

  Zeng Sitao is a student at Sihai University, already in his fourth year. He lost both parents when he was young and grew up with his grandfather. A year ago, his grandfather also passed away. Originally, while his grandfather was alive, he practiced medicine in the countryside and could send Zeng Sitao some money every month. With the national living allowance and scholarship for university students, Zeng Sitao's life was barely manageable. However, after his grandfather's death, he even borrowed money from fellow villagers to bury him, and now his livelihood has become a problem.

  Zeng Sita's counselor, Zeng Zhirong and Liu Yun were university classmates and best friends. She told Liu Yun about Zeng Sita's situation, hoping to let him work part-time at Liu Yun's company to increase his income. Liu Yun heard that he was now alone and agreed without hesitation.

  A few days ago, Liu Yun had to urgently withdraw some cash. The company's Zeng Sita was young and also quite tall, with a height of 1.78 meters, which is considered very tall among the relatively short people of Four Rivers.

  As soon as they came out of the bank, they were targeted by someone. As soon as they arrived at a relatively quiet place, several people took out spring knives and forced them over.

  Tens of thousands is a huge sum, Liu Yun didn't want to be robbed like this.

  Zeng Sitao actually knew that Liu Yun had him work in her company to take care of him. Zeng Sitao followed his grandfather and practiced martial arts, with good skills, but there was a guy holding a gun, and although Zeng Sitao wasn't afraid of knives, he was still afraid of guns.

  "As long as you don't harm us, we'll give you the money..."

  Zeng Sitao pretended to be afraid and handed the bag over to the gunman. The gunman, seeing Zeng's fearful expression, relaxed his guard. Seizing the opportunity, Zeng quickly knocked the gun out of the man's hand. The three men beside him reacted and rushed over. Zeng swiftly kicked two of them down, but was slashed twice on the arm in the process.

  "Help! Robbery!"

  When Zeng Sitao took action, Liu Yun also shouted loudly. A man holding a steel pipe fiercely swung it at Liu Yun, and Zeng Sitao quickly pulled Liu Yun, originally intending to use his back to block the blow, but unexpectedly slipped and was hit hard on the head by the pipe.

  At this time, people who heard the cry for help nearby also shouted and came over. Several guys rushed away quickly. Liu Yun finally hurriedly sent Zeng Sita to the hospital.

  What four rivers province, Rongcheng city, Zeng Sitao's past life didn't have these things at all! He himself didn't have such experiences either! It was a transmigration, absolutely a transmigration!

  "What's my name?" Zeng Sitao asked cautiously.

  "Your name is Zeng Sitao."

  "The name is correct, what's going on?" Zeng Sitao muttered to himself.

  "It will definitely get better, you just woke up, don't think too much, listen to me."

  Liu Yun pulled Zeng Si-tao's hand and said.

  I know that sometimes the brain can be stimulated to forget, and I estimate that Zeng Sitao is in this situation. My heart feels very guilty, if it wasn't for my persistence, he wouldn't have suffered so much.

  "If you can't wake up, I...". If Zeng Sita really couldn't wake up, her guilt would be too great. Liu Yun thought about it and felt a lingering fear, and tears fell down uncontrollably.

  "Don't cry, I'm fine. Business must be busy for you. You don't have to come tomorrow, everything is fine here."

  "Is business more important than you?"

  Liu Yun insisted, and Zeng Si-tao had no choice but to follow her.

  After falling asleep, Zeng Sitao had a dream all night. When he woke up, the things in his dream were memories of this body's past life. Zeng Sitao was overwhelmed with emotions: successfully crossing over, two lifetimes' worth of memories, another chance at life, heaven has given him a second chance, how should he spend it to make the most of it?

  Zeng Si-tao was really looking forward to this brand new life.