Chapter 1 Prologue

  At the age of thirty-three, Zeng Sitao had a very unlucky year. At the beginning of the year, he was seriously ill and didn't recover until June. His house leaked during a continuous rainstorm, and his company was acquired by a multinational corporation, making him an honorable member of the laid-off workforce. But none of these were as devastating as the final blow dealt by his wife - she suddenly asked for a divorce! This left Zeng Sitao feeling shocked and stunned. He had always been good to his wife, and she had been good to him too. He never thought that at this time, she would ask for a divorce, assuming it was because of his layoff. Although he was unhappy, he tried to persuade her: "I can find another job, being a salesperson isn't difficult, I can find a better one." But she insisted on the divorce, and Zeng Sitao eventually realized that there must be someone else involved. It's always the case that the person involved is the last to know, but even as they were making promises of eternal love, it was all just lies. In the end, those lies would be exposed. Zeng Sitao felt ridiculous for believing her so blindly.

  Apart from the house, Zeng Sitao also had a second-hand car that was not worth much money and some cash on his card. This is all of Zeng Sitao's property after divorce - the house was bought by Zeng Sitao before marriage, and they were married for less than eight years, so it cannot be considered as common property of husband and wife.

  Zeng Sitao also wanted to take this opportunity to go for a walk, clear his mind, drive his second-hand car and go on a trip to Shendongjia.

  It was drizzling outside, the road was slippery, and Zeng Sitao was driving carefully. At this moment, his phone rang, it was his ex-wife's friend, telling him that his ex-wife had been in a car accident. She kept talking on the phone, saying the road was slippery and it was downhill, Zeng Sitao saw the speed of the car getting faster and faster, so he quickly hung up the phone. But this news still made him feel a bit dazed, when he came to his senses and wanted to pull over to rest, the car wouldn't listen to him.

  "Just forgot to step on the brakes!" A thought flashed through Zeng Sitao's mind, but he didn't dare to slam on the brakes. If he did, it would definitely result in a fatal car crash. The car was getting faster and faster, so Zeng Sitao made up his mind to crash into the mountain. However, there were a large group of students who had gotten off the bus and were standing by the side of the road on their spring outing. If he got too close to the cliff, he would end up crashing into the crowd of children, which wouldn't just be one or two lives lost. Zeng Sitao hesitated for a moment before giving up on the idea of getting close to the cliff and deciding to try to pass by the children first before crashing into the mountain. The car whizzed past the children, who let out ear-piercing screams. When Zeng Sitao looked ahead again, he was consumed by despair - there was a sharp turn in front of him, and before he could even let out a loud cry, the car had already skidded off the road...

  Dead, Zeng Sita felt his soul drifting and rushing straight into the clouds.

  Damn woman, restless spirit, sent herself on a road of no return! Farewell! Dear ones! Farewell, everything!...

  The soul floated and drifted, arriving at a place that was as beautiful as a brocade of flowers. It was really too stunning! Zeng Sitao looked around in surprise, this place was completely different from the hell he had originally imagined! It was simply like the legendary paradise, and gradually, Zeng Sitao felt that he had regained his physical body, an appearance similar to his original one appeared, only with slightly different clothes. Zeng Sitao's feeling was strange.

  "Is anyone there? Where is this place?" Zeng Sitao asked loudly.

  "Welcome to Heaven." a faint voice said.

  "Heaven? Can I also go to heaven?"

  Zeng Sita thought he was not a bad person, but also not a great benevolent person, how could he go to heaven?

  "Originally you weren't supposed to be able to, but since you gave up your own life for the sake of dozens of people's lives... Sigh, and I'm also short-handed here, so I let you come."

  "Are you the Jade Emperor?" Zeng Sitao asked excitedly.

  "What is the Jade Emperor? The Heavenly Court only has the Heavenly Emperor, I am the Medicine Immortal, and here I need an official to manage the Medicine Garden... Ah... Since your name in the mortal world is Zeng Sitao, let's call you Tao Xian. From now on, you are appointed as the Medicine Officer of the Medicine Garden, responsible for taking care of the divine medicine. Don't slack off! If something goes wrong, I won't forgive you, and neither will the Heavenly Emperor! Leave this thing with you... Hmph, if you dare to be lazy... Hmph... Alright, I'll go into seclusion to cultivate now..."

  Zeng Sitao only felt himself dazed, and he was already in a courtyard, with something extra on his wrist. Zeng Sitao still had many questions that he hadn't had time to ask, but Yao Xian was nowhere to be found.

  As soon as he arrived at the Heavenly Court, Zeng Sitao was still very excited, after all, the environment of the Heavenly Court was not bad and suitable for living. However, it didn't take long before he couldn't get excited no matter what. If there was a choice, Zeng Sitao would rather go to hell than come to this place in the Heavenly Court. The Medicine Immortal's place was because he saw that he had given up his own life for dozens of people, and made him an immortal, but actually it was conscription, making him do hard labor!

  In the mortal world, becoming an immortal is a big deal. However, in Heaven's Court, Zeng Sita was just the lowest-ranking immortal, no, to be precise, he was the lowest-ranking servant among the immortals with status. Every day, he had to pull weeds, water, remove pests, and fertilize for the elixir of life, working 14-15 hours a day. If he slacked off, the magical artifact left behind by the Medicine Immortal would be triggered, tightening like handcuffs in the mortal world. Zeng Sita only tried it once and never dared to slack off again; the feeling was a million times worse than being lazy.

  Every day, he worked 15-16 hours without rest, no weekends, no holidays. He was exhausted to death every day, simply more ruthless than those black-hearted bosses in the mortal world! After finishing his work, Zeng Sita was so tired that all he wanted to do was sleep.

  What Zeng Sitao hated the most was that he couldn't step out of this courtyard, and the gate could only be opened by Tian Di, Yao Xian, or Tian Di's immortal consorts. Except for chatting with Yu Shan'er who delivered things to the entrance, Zeng Sitao was like a prisoner, living a life almost isolated from the world of immortals.

  Only Yu Xiang'er had nothing to do and was bored, so she would tell him some stories about Tian Di outside the door.

  The Emperor of Heaven's dissolute life really shocked Zeng Sitao. There were over a hundred fairy queens in the heavenly palace, and he even used the banner of exchange between the Eastern and Western Immortal Realms to bring back many Western fairy maidens from the Western Heavens. However, soon after, the Emperor of Heaven became bored with the Western fairy maidens again. He went to the mortal world of the Western Heavens under the pretext of experiencing life in the mortal world of the Western Heavens and returning to better promote development in the Eastern Lands' mortal world. The Empress couldn't take the Emperor's reckless behavior anymore, so she ran off to a place to cultivate in seclusion, adopting an "out of sight, out of mind" attitude. The actual ruler of the Heavenly Court now is the Emperor's daughter, Purple Mist Fairy.

  Day after day, Zeng Sitao also became numb. After finishing his work, he would sometimes flip through the immortal books in that place and learned that there were two strands of immortal medicine called Purple Sun Grass in the courtyard. It was a good thing for nourishing yin and yang, but it only matured once every 500 years. His luck wasn't bad - one strand of Purple Sun Grass was about to mature. Anyway, the Heavenly Emperor didn't know when he would return, so eating this thing now wouldn't be useful, but in the future, once he went out, it would definitely come in handy. In the past, he could only hold on for an hour, but after eating this, he should be able to hold on for more than double that time. Zeng Sitao decided to eat it. Anyway, the other strand was also about to mature soon.

  Who would have thought that as soon as he swallowed it, Zeng Sita felt his whole body burning with heat, his mind racing with thoughts, and the clear-headed Zeng Sita realized that this Zi Yang fruit was a potent aphrodisiac.

  The consequences are severe! The direct consequence is that Zeng Sita's lower body has become as hard as an iron rod, and his consciousness is gradually becoming a bit dizzy. He just wants to find something with a hole, but after searching around in circles, he can't find anything. He had no choice but to pick up the magic pot used for watering the Zi Yang grass and use it to heavily strike his little brother, the painful feeling could slightly alleviate his desire to find a hole to vent.

  The fairy medicine garden was in the heavenly emperor's palace, and the fairy ladies had just gone to bed not long ago, they hadn't fallen asleep yet. The western fairies closest to the fairy medicine garden, Weis and Euphroditus, Polly Hennia and Luciana, were originally brought here by the heavenly emperor because of his powerful kung fu, but after bringing them here, the heavenly emperor soon lost interest and left them cold. They had golden hair and green eyes, no other fairy liked to socialize with them, they couldn't leave the palace either, so a few people just played together to alleviate boredom and satisfy their physical needs. The four western fairies on the bed were just starting to get interesting when they were disturbed by a "bang bang" sound, then they heard a male fairy wailing and howling, completely ruining the mood. Already dissatisfied with their desires, the several western fairy ladies' tempers had become violent, they couldn't hold back anymore, furiously rushing to the fairy medicine garden, ready to confront them.

  The gate of the Xianyao Garden opened by itself without any wind, and four fairy queens with frost on their faces walked in. Zeng Sitao's consciousness was a bit dizzy, seeing four beautiful fairy girls, no, actually at this moment even if it were a celestial pig, he would also think it was a fairy girl.

  "Wow, it's a foreign girl." Zeng Si-tao exclaimed and rushed over.

  The four fairy queens saw Zeng Sitao's naked body, his thing standing tall and proud. In their hearts, they were also stirred up, secretly comparing it to the Heavenly Emperor's, which was much smaller. The four Western fairy queens had not truly enjoyed themselves for a long time, but in their minds, they had thought about it a lot. They half-heartedly pushed him away, but eventually gave in and did the deed. Many other fairy queens snuck into the room to join in, making a big mess. Zeng Sitao didn't know how much time passed before he came to his senses. Looking at the broken clothes and torn garments of the fairy queens and fairies, he knew he was in big trouble. If the Heavenly Emperor found out, he would be skinned alive. His first reaction was to run, but as soon as he ran out the door, he thought about where he could go. The heavens, the earth, the mortal world, and the fairy realm were all under the Heavenly Emperor's control.

  "You little demon, where are you off to!" Zeng Sita had just reached the door when he heard a shrill rebuke. He hastily looked around and found it was none other than Zi Xia Xianzi.

  Zixia fairy lived not far from Ziyang grass courtyard, originally already asleep, heard that the immortal medicine garden had a considerable commotion, thought something happened, hurried over. Just arrived at the door, saw inside but so unbearable, Zixia fairy was still a virgin fairy, embarrassed to go in. But such a serious thing happened, she didn't dare leave, listening outside, also reacted, wanted to leave, but couldn't move her feet.

  At this moment, she saw Zeng Sitao rushing out in a flurry and instinctively called out.

  In the dead of night, Zixia fairy hastily arrived, wearing only a sleeping gown, with some spring light exposed. Zeng Sitao stared at her chest, where two points were faintly visible, and was somewhat dazed. Zixia discovered this and became flustered:

  "You've already defiled so many imperial consorts, yet you still dare to look..."

  One foot kicked towards Zeng Sitao, and Zeng Sitao was suddenly attacked by her. He stumbled, and with a quick grab of his hand, he caught the waistband of Zi Xia's sleeping gown.

  "You scoundrel, let go!"

  Good grief, Zeng Si-tao was made to stumble by her, which just happened to trigger the Supreme Heavenly Array - Bi Luo Huang Quan set up by Zi Xia Xian Zi in front of the Medicine Garden. Bi Luo Huang Quan is a space created by Zi Xia Xian Zi when she practiced immortal techniques, similar to the mortal world managed by the Heavenly Emperor, but Zi Xia Xian Zi has not yet figured out how to return after descending to the mortal world, so it was set up here, and if any daring little immortals dare to enter the Medicine Garden to steal medicine, they will definitely have no way back!

  The fairy array was activated, and the fairy queens were continuously being sucked in. Zeng Sitao looked at the terrifying black hole that resembled a bloody mouth, watching as the fairy queens were constantly being pulled in. His heart was filled with fear, and he tightly hugged Zi Xia without letting go. The two of them struggled desperately to escape the array's pull, but ultimately failed and were also sucked in. Inside, it was pitch dark. The two people had vastly different emotions. Zeng Sitao thought to himself that it was worth it, as he had already done so many evil deeds against the fairy queens, and now he was dragging someone down with him as a scapegoat. On the other hand, Zi Xia was gritting her teeth in anger, thinking: This time, I might never see my parents again, and I'll never be able to return to the fairy realm! That pharmacist is the mastermind behind this disaster!

  Zeng Sito was also furious, seeing the Purple Cloud Fairy so tense, thinking that she would be messed up and disappear into the vast universe. Although he was mistreated in Heaven, he still had thoughts, a soul, and was still an immortal, but now he was about to turn to dust, Zeng Sito really couldn't bear it.

  "Damn you, Yao Xian! What kind of crappy official do you want me to be?! You've ruined my life like this! And you, you wicked woman! If it weren't for you, I wouldn't have ended up so miserable!"

  "You wicked immortal, let me go at once!"

  "I won't let go! I'd rather die after having a good time first!"

  Zeng Si-tao roughly rubbed his hands on Zi-xia's plump buttocks, while his big mouth chaotically nibbled on Zi-xia's face.

  Zi Xia struggled desperately at first, the two of them wrestling and entwining, but her immortal powers were useless here. Gradually, Zi Xia felt a strange sensation in her heart, thinking that Zeng Si Tao's caress was very comfortable.

  Zeng Si-tao's hand was stroking between her legs, thinking of going further when suddenly a strong force separated the two. Zeng Si-tao was pinching her long pubic hair and pulled out a few strands at once.

  "Ah..."

  Zi Xia screamed in pain, Zeng Si Tao burst out laughing, but before he could finish his laughter, his voice suddenly stopped.

  Zeng Sita's body hit a thick wall and turned into a wisp of blue smoke, drifting towards a bright blue planet.

  Zi Xia felt the intention of Zeng Si Tao's loud laughter, and her heart was filled with an indescribable taste. Zeng Si Tao flew out of the black hole, while Zi Xia continued to desperately resist the attraction of the blue planet, cursing Zeng Si Tao as she struggled.

  "You wicked immortal, I will never let you off! You don't like being an official? Let you reincarnate and become an official! Let you be an official! Ah......"

  Zi Xia Xianzi ultimately couldn't resist the attraction of the blue planet and transformed into a wisp of green smoke drifting in the direction where Zeng Sita had left.