I say hello and good-bye to a male stranger

  Your face gets all twisted up

  Like you had a mouthful of shit

  And the taste was left to linger

  You’re moodier than me on my monthly

  I guess that’s living proof

  That you’re just not a man

  You look for problems

  Where they just aren’t

  What kind of fantasy is your mind made of?

  If this is what makes a relationship

  Then I just don’t want to be in love

  You could be reading stolen content. Head to Royal Road for the genuine story.

  Chorus: You’re so illogical

  Your rationality is utterly flawed

  And completely impossible

  You’re so illogical

  Your theories just can’t exist

  Your hypothesis is riddled with holes

  I can’t keep going on like this

  You see things that just don’t exist

  I’m out with my girls tonight

  I have to block your calls

  My fingers got tired of keep hitting reject

  You’re consumption of my energy

  Is wearing on me

  I’m so agitated that I can’t stand to look at you

  If you think I’m unfaithful

  Then why don’t you leave me alone?

  I tell you one thing

  You keep on going

  And one day I’ll be gone

  Long, long, long gone

  Chorus: You’re so illogical…

  Maybe it’s because you

  Got a size five-inch dick

  I don’t need it to be bigger than that

  I’m not that deep

  I get tired of telling you that

  You’re more obsessed with your dick

  Then I am

  If you like phallic imagery

  Then why don’t you go be with a man?

  I don’t need you starting shit with me

  I can’t take it anymore

  I want out of this misery

  Chorus: You’re so…

  Where do men like you come from?

  (So illogical)

  Did your mama not

  Give you any titty

  When you were a baby?

  (So illogical)

  What insecurities have manifested in you

  I wished I knew this before I said I do

  (So illogical)

  Gone, gone, gone, gone... (Repeat to fade)