I hate anime, I hate anime
The women all look like girls
The men all seem like perverts
I don’t really see the appeal
I’m confused by popular culture
Maybe I’m too old to understand
But you got people in my age
Got that manga up in their face
And they can’t keep from turning the page
Everyone looks anorexic
You got a childlike big head and a face
But your body look like badowow
Something just ain’t right
I know I’m probably gonna start a fight tonight
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But who cares
I’m telling you now
Anime fucked up the art world
Chorus: I hate anime, I hate anime
I’m tired of Charmander all up in my face
I’m tired of Dragon Ball Z
This shit is driving me crazy
I hate anime, I hate anime
I’m tired of all the horrible storylines
I’m tired of the sex flicks and stupid lines
It should really be a crime
This shit has got to quit
I remember about ten or fifteen years ago
It had infiltrated the comic book scene
Green Gobbling and Petey Parker
Looked like they needed some protein feed
It’s all over the art world
Everything seems all the same
Aren’t you tired?
Don’t you want a change?
I missed when art was traditional
Now it’s all pitiful
I tell you I hate anime
Dah, dah, dah, dah, dah, dah
Dee, dee, dee, dee, dee, dee
Dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum
(whistles)
You see
Chorus: I hate anime...
I used to watch Blood + and Vampire Hunter D
That was until it all went mainstream
Now it’s driving me crazy
I can’t get away from it
Darren told Serena
That he had been in college
Rather perverted, don’t you think?
But no one want to acknowledge
Something’s wrong here
Something’s wrong here
You got your head locked to the TV screen
You got your hand in your lap and jacking
You don’t like real girls
I guess the Power Puff Girls
Gonna rock your world
Are they even anime?
Oh, who cares anyway
I said
Chorus: I hate anime...
Dah, dah, dah, dah, dah, dah
Dee, dee, dee, dee, dee, dee
Dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum
(whistles)
(Repeat plus chorus to fade)
