Chapter 3: “Waifu Wars – When Every Cim Was on Me!”

  Presented by Yukito Studios – Home of certified chaos

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  Ever since I unlocked the skill “Unlimited Waifu Words,” my life turned into a fanservice-fueled fever dream.

  On the left: Airi-chan, the sweet childhood friend.

  On the right: Yumeko-type gambler waifu with crazy eyes.

  And behind me: a gothic loli whispering “Yukito-sama~ baka” on repeat.

  And then it happened—

  WAIFU WAR got announced.

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  Scene: The Waifu Colosseum

  “Only one can have Yukito-sama’s first kiss!”

  “Tch, I already drew a doujin starring us!”

  “He’s fated to be the main character of my death game!”

  Me:

  “Oi! Someone add plot before someone loses clothes!”

  Suddenly, a glowing quest screen popped up:

  [Skill Evolution]: Boss Fight Proposal

  New Quest:

  “Survive the Waifu Battle Royale without losing your pants... or your dignity.”

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  Then… a new challenger appeared!

  Name: Reina Blushstorm

  Type: Tsundere Assassin

  Special Move: Blush → Self-destruct (with fanservice)

  First Words:

  “Yukito-sama... m-marry me... or DIE... b-baka!”

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  The battlefield was chaos:

  One waifu came with spicy takoyaki.

  Another had shiny handcuffs.

  And the third?

  She summoned Oppai Missiles with lock-on heat-seeking technology!

  But I was calm.

  Because I activated my trump card:

  Pervert God Mode: Online.”

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  In the middle of exploding blushes, nosebleeds, and accidental trips onto pillows...

  I stood up, arms wide open and heart full of confusion:

  “Alright girls, listen up! You’re all mine.

  Harem is love. Harem is life. Now group hug — and screw the guidelines!”

  To be continued in Chapter 4: