fugazi-book

A mythical island nation, shrouded by endless storms just off the coast and omnipresent sweeping wind has been all but forgotten by the kingdoms of the Outworld. Today, the Windlands are spoken of only in rumors, and the tales of old sailors. A strange boy of unknown origin finds himself unceremoniously thrust into this land of ever-blowing trees, with nothing more than the clothes on his back and a hunger for knowledge. Unbeknownst to the boy, before the dawn of his second day, he''''d fall into the clutches of a sadistic Bandit, and locked away from the outside world, ''''till his freedom his bought, or left to the ravages of starvation and rot... 7 Months later, the boy is very much not dead and the girl is VERY confused. Silliness ensues. FEATURING: -WACKY EPISODIC ADVENTURES, CHRONICALLING THE TALES OF THIS CURIOUS BOY AND HIS SADISTIC PROTECTOR / KIDNAPPER! -A TWISTED, UNCOMFORTABLE ROMANCE (But no sex. Neither character knows what sex is, and never will.) -THERE WILL BE OTHER CHARACTERS, TOO! -A SCHOOL! A MAGIC SCHOOL! -FANTASTICAL ADVENTURE AND PLUNDER! -MAGICAL COMBAT, AND SLOWLY DEVELOPING MAGICAL POWERS! -AT LEAST ONE GRILLED-CHEESE SANDWICH! -PROBABLY A CROSS OVER WITH THE OTHER STORY AT SOME POINT. -A SHADOWY ORGANIZATION! -UNDERAGE DRINKING (it''''s not against the rules, I checked!) -OTHER THINGS NOT FEATURING - -AS MUCH CONSISTANT STRUCTURE AS THE OTHER STORY -ANY NEED TO READ THE OTHER STORY, OF WHICH THIS IS KIND OF A SPINOFF! (The beginning of episode 0 might be a little more confusing, but that''''s not particularly important! There''''ll be some other references and connections to the main story but they''''re purely supplemental, not crucial to the enjoyment of this story in the least!) IT''''S THE SAME UNIVERSE TECHNICALLY BUT REALLY IT''''S MOSTLY A STAND-ALONE STORY! -SEX (At least between the main pair.) -AND SO MUCH MORE! ALL OF THIS, AND MORE, ONLY ON TONIGHT''''S EPISODE OF WINDLAND BANDITS! (Fictitiously presented by BLLGRASFSH Narration Company.)