The stupid one ???????????????
The wise one ???????????????
Dr. Renn
Highly educated
Bearly educated
Educated
High
HP take
House of
Dont need doors for griffins
House of Badger
High house of hufflepuff
Always high on something
Mushroom
Badger ( STR, CHA, AGI)
Mushroom ( INT, PER)
Snake (
Raven ( WIS, )
Club of big headed fellows
The fllufy ones
DragonHoarders
The chads
Club of Big-Headed Fellows
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“Genius isn't arrogance—unless we're right. Which we are.”
This club values intellect, obscure knowledge, self-importance, and being technically correct (the best kind of correct).
Mascot: Giant brain in a floating jar
Ritual: Debates that never end
Common Offense: Answering rhetorical questions
Secret Weakness: Emotional nuance
Hidden Motto: "If you don’t understand us, that’s your problem."
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The Fluffy Ones
“ we care, we’ll end you gently.”
Masters of cozy violence. They seem harmless—until they're not. Emotional tanks.
Mascot: A pastel murder bunny
Common Offense: Weaponized empathy--
DragonHoarders
“It’s not greed. It’s value optimization.”
They collect knowledge, influence, magical objects, grudges. Anything valuable is theirs.
Mascot: A dragon sleeping on an Excel spreadsheet
Ritual: Inventory update + passive-aggressive power moves
Common Offense: Turning friendship into currency
Secret Weakness: Emotional bankruptcy
Hidden Motto: "Mine now. Also mine later."
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The Chads
“Confidence is a spell, and we cast it daily.”
Walk into any room like they were summoned there. Driven by instinct, glory, and gym reps. Surprisingly good at teamwork—if they respect you.
Mascot: Golden lion in sunglasses
Ritual: Flex-and-tell
Common Offense: Accidentally leading a cult
Secret Weakness: Existential dread at 3AM
Hidden Motto: "Win first. Think maybe."
Sorting
1. You're at a party. What's your move?
A) Casually correct someone mid-sentence, then quote a philosopher.
B) Make sure everyone has snacks, then emotionally support the drunkest person.
C) Scope the room for useful connections and shiny things.
D) Start a spontaneous dance battle. Win. Obviously.
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2. Your room looks like:
A) A chaotic mix of whiteboards, post-its, and books with 400 tabs open.
B) Pillows, blankets, warm lighting, emotional safety.
C) A minimalistic dragon lair. Nothing you don’t need (but you need a lot).
D) A shrine to confidence. Mirror angles optimized for maximum flex.
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3. Ideal weapon in a magical duel?
A) A spell no one understands but definitely works.
B) A protection charm that accidentally drops a building on them.
C) A cursed relic you “found” that does half the work for you.
D) A fireball. Loud, fast, and photogenic.
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4. Someone insults your intelligence. Reaction?
A) Slow smile. You’ll destroy them in writing later.
B) Forgive them, then bake a cake with a message just ambiguous enough.
C) You don't respond—you ruin their credit rating.
D) Laugh, flex, and let your glow do the talking.
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5. What motivates you most?
A) Understanding everything.
B) Protecting your people.
C) Amassing influence.
D) Being admired.
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Tally your letters:
Mostly A – Club of Big-Headed Fellows
Welcome, intellectual deity. The room is spinning—because your brain has its own orbit.
Mostly B – The Fluffy Ones
Cozy on the outside, chaos on the inside. You are everyone's comfort character and secret final boss.
Mostly C – DragonHoarders
You’ve already figured out how to profit from this quiz. Well played, capitalist mystic.
Mostly D – The Chads
Charisma is your dump stat—because you maxed it out. Every hallway is your catwalk.
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