The Guild of Reality Technicians (And Associated Professionals)

  (Previously known as The Honourable Brotherhood of Meta-Physico-Arcanotechnicians, until it no longer fit on the signage.)

  Nestled somewhere between the Fourth and Fifth dimensions (with a summer annex in a pocket universe shaped suspiciously like a teacup), the Guild of Reality Technicians is the proud, baffling home to those brave enough—or daft enough—to tinker with the very fabric of existence.

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  Here, wizards swap spells with physicists over interdimensional pints. Mad alchemists debate AI ethics with sentient spreadsheets. And adventurers? They just try to avoid being turned into frogs, data packets, or both.

  Membership is open to anyone with at least three degrees (any dimension), an affinity for paradoxes, and a healthy disregard for causality. Interns are warned: spontaneous temporal displacement is not covered by the health plan.

  Official Guild Motto: "Just because it shouldn’t work doesn’t mean it won’t explode."