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Chapter 004: So Cringy, Must Be a Boy! Mona Faces the Bull and Horse Dance Punishment!

  --- [VIP Live Room]:

  Alice: This is such an easy question!

  Klee: Eh? Mommy, you're here too? What's the answer?

  Alice: It's obviously...

  --- [Ding! Alice has been detected as potentially exposing the correct answer, 30s mute imposed. Mute will be lifted after the answer is revealed.]

  Klee: Mommy, I'm sorry, wuuu...

  Jean: The person in the video looks somewhat familiar...

  Barbara: I feel the same way. And for some reason, I feel uneasy...

  Kaeya: I remember, but I can't say. Hope I can answer it!

  Chongyun: This is easy, right? So cringy, must be a girl!

  Xingqiu: So cringy, must be a boy!

  Lumine: Hard not to agree!

  Beidou: Does that mean if you're not cringy, you're not it?

  Hutao: What kind of theory is this? I object! Can't it be cute?!

  Paimon: Exactly!

  Yanfei: Hutao is so cute~

  Xiangling: +1~

  Zhongli: +1.

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  Amber: Could it be genderless? Look, they have wings. Could they be the rumored angel?

  Ningguang: Like the angels in storybooks?

  Lisa: Angels have genders too~

  Zhongli: Generally speaking, yes.

  --- [Answering Ends!]

  --- [Now announcing the people who answered!]

  --- [List as follows: Mona, La Signora, Xingqiu]

  --- [Now revealing Mona's answer!]

  --- [Mona chose answer B, Female - Answer Incorrect, random punishment being chosen... Punishment selected!]

  --- [Mona gets the social death punishment: Live Bull and Horse Dance!]

  --- [Enforcing immediately, broadcasting live across all of Teyvat!]

  Li Yue, outside Mt. Tianheng.

  Inside the inn room owned by Boss Zhu.

  Mona had just returned from the Q&A space and saw her incorrect answer's punishment.

  "What's wrong?!"

  "So cringy is actually not a girl?!"

  "What even is this Bull and Horse Dance social death punishment?!"

  Mona didn't have much time to think as her body suddenly became immobile!

  --- [Punishment performance starts!]

  [...]

  Lumine: Ah, she's on fire!

  Paimon: So cringy~

  Barbara: This music is so catchy!

  Bennett: This is called trendy!

  Yanfei: +1.

  Thoma: Weird, but quite innovative.

  Shogun: This music feels a bit too advanced for Teyvat...

  Fischl: Shameless!

  Oz: The young lady is correct.

  La Signora: Humph, just some trend follower.

  Mona: @La Signora, who are you cursing? Don't think I can't see you talking! This is called a good figure!

  Mona: You're next, just you wait!

  [...]

  After the bewitching dance was over and the live camera was no longer focused on her, Mona sat on the ground, trembling in both exhaustion and anger. She quickly made up her mind to never wear those cringy clothes again.

  Her funds were spent on astrological equipment and expensive books, but she quickly regained her composure, anxiously awaiting the next answer reveal. She was scared La Signora would answer correctly.

  "Li Yue has a saying, what was it? Ah yes, 'seeing this kid make money hurts more than losing my own!'"

  Mona was getting more and more angry, but the next revealed answer made her breathe a sigh of relief.

  --- [Now revealing La Signora's answer!]

  --- [La Signora chose answer C, Genderless - Answer Incorrect, random punishment being chosen... Punishment selected!]

  --- [La Signora gets the social death punishment: Live sing and dance to "I Am the Queen!"]

  --- [Enforcing immediately, broadcasting live across all of Teyvat!]

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