Report of the comission of inquiry

  Classification: for official purposes to be shared with the network

  I: … so von Bülow fired at the monster, which caused himself an injury from a source you cannot identify?

  P: Yes

  I: And then you took von Bülow’s weapon and fired again?

  P: Yes

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  I: And the monster fell apart and you looted it?

  P: Yes

  I: And with the potions you obtained, you healed yourself and your team?

  P: Yes, as my written report you are quoting already stated

  I: And you have no idea of the nature of the potion?

  P: Well, they were able to remedy radiation poisoning

  I: You need not take everything we ask so damn literally.

  P: You told me to stick only to objective facts

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  Judge 1: He is hiding something.

  Judge 2: Of course. He was crying and shat his pants

  Judge 3: That makes sense.

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  Verdict of the chamber

  Under the extraordinary circumstances, this chamber finds the behavior of the defendant acceptable and accepts the unauthorized use of coins for looting. He is to be warned to obtain authorization for such actions.

  Von Bülow’s weapon is to be returned to the Network