I used Lemon a bit too hard, but then she kinda asked for it. Literally and not.

  But then I also had a reason to give her a Heal potion, to speed up her recovery.

  *Affection +11, 75/100 Threesome available.

  Come on System! I knew what 70 meant. You don't need to hint at...oh. Peach was kinda leaking Peach Juice from watching us.

  The System was so wise.

  "Come here, Peach. Let me make sweet love with your mouth. Lemon, you can lap her Peach Juice." I demanded as Peach lit up with joy.

  "Sure thing, Apple!" they both exclaimed in the same tone, then glanced at each other with a heavy blush.

  I fed my sweet Peach some Apple Juice, while Lemon got to taste the joys of being part of my fruit basket.

  Once I was done with the citric fruits, I grabbed a pair of Angor plasma guns from the Forge and teleported back to my cruiser holding station in high orbit above Earth.

  "Phobos, I need you to test these guns for use by the Away Teams." I ordered and passed him the freshly copied guns, then turned towards my new guest, the Silver Sorceress.

  She just admired Earth from the big window, her mind a mesh of regret for losing her old planet and a burning desire to protect her new world. "Laura...I dealt with the Extremists. But the danger is never over."

  "I know that, Grey Wizard. This was like the 7th invasion you defeated. But it only takes one failure, and everything is lost. The price of freedom is eternal vigilance." Laura spoke in soft words.

  I opened my hand to produce 7 Miracles, floating in the air beside me. "As my Silver Sorceress, you can't be vulnerable to minor damage. Take the potions in this order, then you can start training with my Foreign Legion." I offered in a stern voice.

  Laura turned and just nodded.

  Phobos watched as Laura began to grow in power, his armored helmet focused on the belly of my recruit. "That suit...we should give our Angorian recruit a proper armor. Paint it silver too." my droid proposed while possibly outraged by the lack of protection over a vital area.

  'Lord Wizard, you have to come see this.' Deimos warned me, and transmitted a location down on the planet.

  I loved this cliche line for a reason. I would find something nice. Without waiting for my T-bracelet to calculate the insertion vector, I simply teleported using my new power, right beside Saturn Girl and a masked vigilante called . They were fighting a bunch of low-level thugs, and helping save an old man who looked like he escaped from a mental asylum.

  And Johnny did do just that, my Observe said. , had escaped his retirement home, while searching for something to validate his existence. His own djinn, Thunderbolt had forsaken him, leaving him a powerless man.

  Resting among the steel trash heaps, there was a , looking like a battered train lamp now.

  Yoink. This trip was already very profitable!

  "Saturn Girl! You don't write, don't call and instead hang out with a handsome lad with an awesome mask." I pointed with a nod towards Rorschach.

  "We barely met, to be fair. And I got these thugs covered, even if this vigilante was in trouble a bit." Imra explained in a joking tone, while the masked vigilante just stared at me in suspect silence.

  The old man wiped his face of blood and came running to thank us for rescuing him. And then turned towards me. "Grey Wizard...can you help me?" he asked in a desperate voice.

  "You mean with that djinn of yours? Thunderbolt?" I asked to make sure, while the other two heroes gasped in tandem.

  "Exactly! They don't call you a great wizard for nothing. Watch!" the old man yelled then began to cast the only spell he knew. "cei-u" Johnny chanted in ancient words, but failed to summon the djinn.

  Sadly, the principle of self-actualization worked in reverse too, causing some people to lose their powers with age, disease or mental trouble.

  I took out a Regen and a Magic 5.0 potion, then formed a magic water mirror at my side. "Drink these potions, wait a minute then do it again. But look in the mirror when you do." I said in a curt voice, yet confident.

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  Old Johnny regained his health and vigor with the new potions, while his magic tripled from my Magic potion. More than enough to summon a djinn, especially with the confidence boost from my words and his new healthy looks.

  A powerful magic entity appeared at his side, crackling with lightning. "Johnny, you old sack of bones! I thought you were dead." The djinn lied with a wide smile.

  "I only got the Grey Wizard to help me, Thunderbolt. I was almost beaten to death by some thugs, and you didn't show!" Johnny yelled and pointed at the fainted thugs all around.

  Turning towards me cautiously, the djinn measured me with his magical senses. "Oh! He is stronger than me?" Thunderbolt muttered in surprise. His 3000 MAG wasn't bad at all, making him a minor divinity on this Earth, but my own MAG was over 6000 now. Without the boost of the Spear.

  "You two should merge. Thunderbolt will get to experience life directly, and Johnny Thunder will become a true hero with magic powers." I offered while taking out a grey Nomex suit from my inventory.

  The two old bickering friends glanced at each other, then the Djinn nodded and swiped the suit into its own pocket dimension. " I want to become a rule enforcer too." the djinn demanded in a gruff tone.

  "Perhaps. Give me a decade of solid hero work before we talk more. I'm not sold on your rule abeyance either. Johnny almost died today, because you refused to show." I countered with a shrug.

  Thunderbolt nodded a bit guilty, then entered into Johnny and merged, then covered them with my new suit, now sporting a blue lightning sigil on the chest. "We'll be off now, hero time!" Johnny Thunder proclaimed in a heroic voice, then zipped away in a cris-cross lightning pattern.

  "That was strange." the walking psychological test observed in a gruff voice.

  "Bravery should be rewarded. This is Bastion, a potion that gives durability, stamina and mental defense. And a hero suit, of course." I offered to the sad hero, as a token to my comics reading in the past. Maybe I could change Destiny again?

  Rorschach took my gifts with a bit of hesitation. "I hope there won't be a magical lamp or a djinn involved." Reggie uttered with a shudder. Then he stared at the potion, unsure how to drink it with his mask on.

  "It's fine, Reggie. I can enforce the unwritten rules because I know everyone. And can kill anything." I added for no reason and walked past him, to hug my Saturn Girl with my real hands, not the telekinetic ones.

  "Missed you, my alien sexy babe from outer space." I whispered in her ear.

  "Same. I was just drawn by Reggie's special mental state..." Imra answered in a guilty voice.

  'Yeah, his mind is a dark maze filled with monsters. The Bastion will help.' I concluded as Reggie lifted his mask to drink my potion and become a real hero.

  The pain would have felled a lesser man, but Reggie was tough as nails. "Thank you, Grey Wizard!" he yelled as I flew away with Saturn Girl in my arms.

  In mid-flight I teleported us to my second lair under Star City, where Psi was rather bored and watching the news.

  "The great wizard returns..." Gayle noted with a snark, then hesitated when she saw Imra in my arms. "I guess we can share the magic dick." she continued in a flat tone.

  Imra blushed heavily, and jumped from my arms. "S-share? I haven't even kissed him!" she yelled a bit too loud.

  I just stored my wizard suit, remaining in my thermal underwear, then took her neck gently and gave her my best kiss. "We had mind sex and telekinetic sex, but I think the real thing will be even better." I proposed with a kind voice.

  Imra just melted in my arms, and hugged me tight. "Gayle can wait. I want some real dick too." she answered in a loving voice.

  I smiled and leaned on the couch, while storing her suit and setting it aside, then drew her in my lap so I could taste her Saturnian boobs.

  Psi smiled and hugged me with one hand, and Imra with the other. 'I guess tonight won't be so boring after all.' she spoke teasingly in our minds.

  "Ahhhh. Gayle, don't put your tentacles in there..." Imra mumbled as I kissed her neck and grabbed her tight ass with both hands.

  I split off three minds to punish Gayle a little, while two more minds focused on Imra and her pleasure. Maybe I should find a villain with cloning powers?

  Potion index

  *Miracle formula 1.5, aerosol form. Grants +10 to STR, AGI and END, plus +5 PER and WILL to any human. (Safe, but painful)

  *Miracle formula 1.9, aerosol form. Grants +10 to STR, AGI and END, plus +5 PER and WILL to any human. +1 HP/ min, blocks cancer. (Safe, but mildly painful) . Free for heroes, DEO and Grey Apple employees.

  *Miracle formula 2.0. Grants +12 to STR, AGI and END, plus +6 PER and WILL, plus +2 INT and WIS to any human. (Safe, but painful)

  *Miracle formula 2.9, aerosol form. Grants +15 to STR, AGI and END, plus +7 PER and WILL,+3 INT and WIS to any human. +2 HP/ min, blocks cancer. (Safe, but mildly painful). +1 Deflection.

  *Mirakuru 2.2 formula, injectable form. Grants +50 to STR and END, +20 to AGI and PER, -5 to INT and WIS (30% chance of mutation, 30% chance of death. Extremely painful. Usable on any humanoid race.)

  Rosepowder pills can cure any illness. Pef and heroes only.

  Appleseed pills can cure cancer. 900.000 dollars on sale. Free for heroes.

  D-seed pills cure early cancer. 999 dollars

  Mirakuru cure. Stolen from dead courier.

  *Miracle formula 3.0. Grants user +20 STR, AGI, END and WILL. Adds + 5 INT, WIS and PER. Adds +2 CHA. Adds minor health regen. Safe to use for humans. Minor pain. Grants Pain Suppression II.

  -Miracle 3.3 adds +3 Deflection. Free for Gamma Unit and DEO response unit.

  *Miracle formula 4.1. Grants +50 to STR, AGI, END, WILL. Grants +10 to INT, WIS and PER. Grants +5 to CHA. Adds Pain Suppression III to the user. Adds minor regeneration and disease resistance. Blocks cancer completely. Safe to use by humans and human-hybrids. Minor pain when inhaled.

  -Miracle 4.6 adds +4 Deflection. Free for heroes, girls and UEF crew.

  You have created the All-cure formula. It can heal any disease, for any humanoid species. Safe to use in liquid form, injectable.

  You have created a stable (minor) X-kryptonite formula in gas form. Grants + 100 to All Attributes, except MAG. Extremely painful. Usable by any humanoid species. Under a yellow sun, user also receives +100 STR.

  X-kryptonite formula in gas form. Grants + 1000 to All Attributes, except MAG. Extremely painful. Usable by any humanoid species. Under a yellow sun, user also receives +1000 STR. Lasts 30 minutes. Dungeon drop.

  You have created a X-kryptonite 1.1 formula in gas form. Grants + 100 to All Attributes, except MAG. Very painful. Safely usable by any humanoid species. Under a yellow sun, user also receives +100 STR and Minor flight ability + Minor HP regen ability.

  *the Best Cure. 90% decoy chemicals and 10 % rosepowder, and it would still heal 99% of any illness. On sale at 1 million dollars.

  *By collating and converging various separate power-enhancing drugs into a single one, the Gamer has created a unstable mutagenic compound able to induce meta-human powers. Mutagenic effect 50%, death chance 40%. Unsafe for use. Extremely painful. Health degradation -1 HP/sec . Mental degradation -1 MP/sec.

  drugs from Freeland , based on green Kryptonite. Stolen.

  X-kryptonite drugs from Smallville. Captured, bought. X-kryptonite mine obtained.

  the created in Central City by team Flash. Stolen.

  *You have obtained a Miracle X 1.0 vial. Grants +1000 HP, +5 Deflection, +10% Dodge, +200 AGI and +200 PER and regeneration at 1% max HP/sec. Safe to drink by humanoid species. Very painful. You remember the formula.

  vials.

  You have created...something. This formula grants +10000 HP, +1000 AGI, +1000 PER, and -200 HP/sec. Extremely painful.

  -Via dubious laboratory practice you have created a minor Miracle. Speed X formula 1.1. +11000 HP, +1000 AGI, +1000 PER, +100 INT. Very Painful. Safe to drink by humans, including Homo Magi.

  Heal 3.0. Adds +1000 HP, +10HP/sec. On women, also adds +10 Affection for the Gamer. Painful.

  Fortify 4.0. Adds +10 Deflection, +100 END. On women, also adds +10 Affection for the Gamer. Very Painful.

  Sage 5.0. Adds +1 MAG +100 WIS. On women, also adds +10 Affection for the Gamer . Very Painful.

  Street Wise. Adds +1000 HP, +5 Deflection, +50 WIS. Extremely painful.

  You have created a new Miracle. Power Pill vers 1.5 . Grants +150 to all attributes, except MAG. Grants faster flight, increased reflexes and near-perfect proprioception. Can be eaten 3 times, before losing effect. Very painful. Safely usable by any humanoid species.

  Regen 4.7 Grants +50 END, +50 WILL +50 CHA. Adds +50 HP/sec . Immunity to all disease and toxins. Adds Pain Suppression III. Heals any disease and regrows missing tissue. Humanoid species only. Very Painful. Free for heroes and UEF crew (needs Harun El)

  Regen 5.9 Grants +50 END, +50 WILL +50 CHA, plus +10 STR, +10 INT. Adds +50 HP/sec . Immunity to all disease and toxins. Adds Pain Suppression III. Heals any disease and regrows missing tissue. Humanoid species only. Painful. (300 Vials in storage, needs Harun El)

  Bastion 5.0. Grants +20 Deflection, +200 END +100 STR +100 WILL. Adds minor mental barrier to the user. +10% block. Very Painful. Free for heroes and UEF crew (needs Harun El)

  Magic 5.0 Grants +200 MAG, + 100 INT +100 WIS +100 WILL. Adds 10 MP/sec, double that during rest. Adds minor soul barrier to the user. +10% Block. Extremely painful. Free for heroes and UEF crew (needs Harun El)( 1000 Vials in storage)

  *Spear of Destiny rank X, obtained. Blood bound to the Gamer. When held in hand, it grants +10000 to All Attributes, and -10000 HP/sec. Adds +1000 Hit Chance. Adds +1000 Crit Chance. +Adds Pierce any resistance. Vulnerable to fires of creation.

  *Pact created - Summon the Spear of Destiny into your hand.

  The Gamer has created a Great Miracle. Radiance 9.0. Grants +900 to all attributes. Grants +30% All resist, + 30 Deflection, +10% Dodge, +10% Parry, +5% Hit Chance, +3% Crit Chance, +20 Athletics Skill. Adds Faster reflexes. Adds eidetic memory. Adds Fast flight. Adds +1% HP regen, Adds +1% MP regen, adds +10 SP/sec. Fortifies the body, mind and soul of the user. Beyond Painful. Can be taken twice before losing effect.

  *Due to using the Spear of Destiny during its creation, this Miracle will remain even after death and will restore the user to life, once.

  Radiance 9.5. Grants +950 to all attributes. Grants +25% All resist, + 35 Deflection, +10% Dodge, +10% Parry, +5% Hit Chance, +3% Crit Chance, +20 Athletics Skill. Adds Faster reflexes. Adds eidetic memory. Adds Faster flight. Adds +1.2% HP regen/sec, Adds +1.2% MP regen/sec, adds +15 SP/sec. Fortifies the body, mind and soul of the user. Beyond Painful. Can be taken thrice before losing effect.

  *Due to using the Spear of Destiny during its creation, this Miracle will remain even after death and will restore the user to life, once. (limited use due to pain, needs Harun El)

  Lesser Radiance 8.1. Grants +810 to all attributes. Grants +20% All resist, + 20 Deflection, +10% Dodge, +10% Parry, +3% Hit Chance, +1% Crit Chance, +10 Athletics Skill. Adds Fast reflexes. Adds enhanced memory. Adds Fast flight. Adds +1% HP regen, Adds +1% MP regen, adds +10 SP/sec. Fortifies the body, mind and soul of the user. Extremely Painful. Can be taken once by any humanoid species. Free for heroes and girls (needs Harun El)

  *Due to using the Spear of Destiny during its creation, this Miracle will remain even after death and will restore the user to life, once.

  Lesser Radiance 8.3 +830 all attributes. *Due to using the Book of Destiny for its creation, this Miracle will remain even after the universe's death and will restore the user to life, once. (1 Vial in storage.)

  Lesser Radiance 8.9. Grants +850 to all attributes. Grants +22% All resist, + 22 Deflection, +12% Dodge, +12% Parry, +4% Hit Chance, +2% Crit Chance, +12 Athletics Skill.

  *Adds Faster reflexes. Adds enhanced memory. Adds Faster flight. Adds +1% HP regen, Adds +1% MP regen, adds +12 SP/sec. Fortifies the body, mind and soul of the user. Grants tissue regeneration. Grants memory regeneration. Grants soul regeneration. Can be safely taken once by any humanoid species. Extremely Painful. Free for Pef and girls (needs Harun El)

  *Due to using the Book of Destiny for its creation, this Miracle will remain even after the universe's death and will restore the user to life, once. (99x vials in storage, cannot be produced anymore)

  You have created a Great Miracle. Miracle 5.9. Grants +500 to all attributes. Grants fast flight. Grants +30 Deflection. Adds +10% Parry. Adds +30 HP/Sec. Adds +30 MP/sec. Adds minor telepathy. Safely usable once by any humanoid species. Painful.

  *Due to using the Spear of Destiny and the Book of Destiny in its creation, this Miracle cannot be removed or unpowered by entities of Tier 1 or lower. (300 Vials in storage, further potions can be removed, needs Nth Metal)

  You have created a new formula. Haste 4.0. Grants +40 AGI and +20 PER. When drank by women, adds + 10 affection to the Gamer. Mild pain.

  You have created a new formula. Beauty 3.0. Grants +10 STR, +10 END and + 50 CHA. When drank by women, adds + 15 affection to the Gamer. Mild pain.

  -You have created a new formula- Heal 3.9. Adds +1100 HP, +11HP/sec. Heals any illness. On women, also adds +11 Affection for the Gamer. Painful.

  -You have created a new formula- Fortify 4.9. Adds +11 Deflection, +100 END. On women, also adds +11 Affection for the Gamer. Painful.

  -You have created a new formula- Sage 5.9. Adds +1 MAG, +11 INT, +100 WIS. On women, also adds +11 Affection for the Gamer. Painful.

  Great Radiance 9.9. Grants +990 to all attributes. Grants +31% All Resistance, + 35 Deflection, +13% Dodge, +13% Parry, +9% Hit Chance, +5% Crit Chance, +3 all Skills.

  *Adds Faster reflexes. Adds enhanced memory. Adds an extra mind process. Adds space flight. Adds +1.3%/sec HP regen, Adds +1.3%/sec MP regen, adds +1.3%/sec SP regen. Greatly fortifies the body, mind and soul of the user. Grants fast tissue regeneration. Grants memory regeneration. Grants soul regeneration. Can be taken once by any humanoid species. Incredibly Painful. Free for Pef and girls (needs Harun El)

  *Due to using the Book of Destiny and the Spear of Destiny for its creation, this Miracle will remain even after the universe's death and will restore the user to life, once. Cannot be removed. (20x vials in storage, cannot be produced anymore)

  Power Pill 2.4, granting 160 to all attributes except MAG, slow flight, slow health regen and +7 Deflection. Plus fast reflexes and enhanced proprioception.