Name: Encheliophis asinusklavla (asinus is Latin for "ass" and klavla is Swedish for "crawl".)

  Moniker(s): Pearlikan (derived from pearl and ikan, the Malay word for fish. Some pearlfishes are parasitic and will enter anuses of sea cucumbers to eat its gonads)

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  Moniker(s) by Qale: Motherfisher; Gold Digger; Bottom Feeder; Ass Crawler

  Height: 4m tall and 15m long

  Weight: 1,000kg (2204.62lbs for you imperialists)

  Description: A land-dwelling fish that feeds on crystals and have a penchant for crawling up the anus of a dead tirfo to feed.

  Unique Trait(s): Scythe-like legs capable of slicing crystals like butter.

  Weakness: Easily distracted by shiny or bright objects.