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Bad Writing 2: Dragons and Cake

  ”Look, mama, a cake!” said Baby Dragon to Mama Dragon.

  ”No, sweetie, not today, we need to get home.”

  Baby Dragon started to cry. “But, Mama, I want the cake! It looks so good!”

  A man suddenly appeared out of nowhere. No one saw him coming. Not even you, dear reader.

  Stolen novel; please report.

  In fact, this man was the author of the story.

  He happens to have a few words to share.

  ”I tried to write a sweet, little children’s story, but I can never write something like this. So, for the rest of this story, I will make it a tad more… crazy.”

  He disappeared as suddenly as he had appeared.

  And, just as he had said, the story is now a tad more crazy.

  Nothing happened for several minutes.

  Then a large, looney THE END came flying up the street and past Mama Dragon and Baby Dragon.

  That’s what happened.

  THE END stopped a few yards ahead of the dragons.

  THE END was what it read.

  That’s it.

  THE END.

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