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  How about this: heavy metal skysharks.

  Heavy Metal Sky Sharks' Song

  One upon a time there was a village to the west

  a loving father tucked his daughter into bed to rest

  before she slept she often asked her father for a tale

  this time what she asked him was a question grand in scale

  “Where does heavy metal come from, dad” she softly asked?

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  “how come when we go to concerts, everyone is masked?”

  the father scratched his head and then decided it was time

  to pass along the story of their village told in rhyme

  “Long ago our village used to listen to Disco

  that was all our people knew of many years ago

  one day though, a monster rose up from the ocean deep

  and started to attack us like some big annoying creep

  We were all too helpless as that monster ran amok

  but as fires were raging one old man would have some luck

  he found an ancient manuscript which when was read aloud

  flying sharks in masks appeared behind a magic cloud

  They played a sound the likes of which our kind had never heard

  solos on guitars that sounding like a singing bird

  drums that pounded mercilessly til the Earth at cracked

  the bass was pretty average, but but the vocalist was stacked

  The monster from the ocean didn’t even stand a chance

  while it ran away our village all began to dance

  to this day our village celebrates those fateful days

  and summon flying sharks with heavy metal on Thursdays”