So, a chapter needs to be at least five hundred characters. Which is fair, but makes it awkward to post a page like this one. One is left trying to figure out how to come up with 500 words to justify the existence of the page. What topics do I cover? How do I fill the space without writing something that looks like it's just there to take up space? Questions and quandaries abound.

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  I am convinced, however, that my post adds value to the story, so it’s not a waste of reader’s time. In this essay I will…