Chapter 9: Human Waste

  Looking at the table of seven or eight disheveled guys, and one who had been there with red rabbit eyes, Wang Yuelin looked at Xiao Han, Xiao Han looked at Wang Yuelin, both people couldn't help but burst out laughing.

  Xiao Han said: "Sister, what should we do now?"

  What he meant was that these guys were all drunk like this, what to do? Just the two of us can't handle it either.

  Wang Yuelin asked him instead: "How much wine did you drink in total tonight?"

  Xiao Han went to the corner of the wall and saw a large pile of bottles. He counted them, totaling sixteen. Adding the two and a half bottles on the table that he and Chen Representative had just finished fighting over, there were eighteen bottles in total of the latest chapter of Black Hawk. Xiao Han then reported the number to Wang Yue Lin.

  Wang Yuelin was calculating there. Xiao Han said: "Sister, what are you calculating?"

  Wang Yu Lin said: "Let me calculate how much wine you and I drank tonight?"

  Xiao Han said: "How can we count now? Everything is in a mess."

  "Just give me an estimate, will you? I'm a bit dizzy now."

  So Xiao Han helped Wang Yue Lin calculate, two deputy directors and Zhang Kezhang Qin Director, let's assume one person per bottle, take away four bottles, leaving fourteen bottles. Wang Yue Lin said: "I should have drunk nearly six big cups myself, adding up to almost two bottles, taking away six bottles, leaving twelve bottles here, all for Li Zong Zhang Zong Xiao Chen and you, the four of you drank it. Li Zong Zhang Zong one person two bottles, take away four bottles, leaving eight bottles, you must have drunk more than Xiao Chen, let's assume you two people per bottle, you also drank three and a half bottles, what do you feel now?

  Xiao Han said: "I don't feel anything?"

  "Really no feeling?"

  "Oh, I feel it, my stomach is bloated, I want to go to the bathroom."

  Wang Yuelin smiled and punched him with a soft fist: "You little thing, you're simply a monster! Let's go together."

  "Together? Is it a men's restroom or a women's restroom?"

  "Shut up," Wang Yu Lin punched him again, saying "Help your sister a bit, I'm feeling a little dizzy now. Just kidding, after drinking almost two bottles of wine, usually eight liang is my limit."

  Xiao Han grasped Wang Yuelin's arm with both hands, and the two of them walked out together. Wang Yuelin was wearing a lady's suit on the outside, and inside she had on a low-cut, round-necked lavender-colored camisole. As Xiao Han supported her while walking, he could see from his vantage point the deep cleavage between her ample breasts, and his heart skipped a beat. He knew that Wang Yuelin was still relatively sober at this moment, or else she wouldn't have been able to calculate so quickly and accurately how much each person had drunk earlier.

  He escorted Wang Yu Lin to the ladies' restroom door, and after she went in, he hastily entered the men's restroom next door. After releasing his waste and washing his hands, he rushed out and waited for Wang Yu Lin at the ladies' restroom door. If he accidentally bumped into this sister somewhere, it wouldn't be a joke. At that moment, Wang Yu Lin slowly walked out. Xiao Han asked: "Sister, what should we do now?"

  "Let's go back, are we still accompanying these drunkards here?" said Wang Yuelin.

  "So they just stay here like this?"

  "I called Director Liu from the office to arrange for someone to send them back one by one, it's always like this." Wang YueLin then took out her phone and dialed a number to call Director Liu of the hospital office, saying "Old Liu, that Zhang Section Chief, Qin Director, Li General Manager, Zhang General Manager... are all drunk and asleep in room 307 of Jinfu Building Hotel. Can you come over and arrange for someone to send them back safely?" She then hung up the phone.

  Xiao Han thought, well, this old Liu is really pitiful. He doesn't even have a share of food, and now he's in charge of cleaning up the battlefield and "carrying the dead". But thinking about it, isn't this also a good thing for him? He came, didn't he? That feeling is even more unbearable than "carrying the dead".

  Xiao Han followed Wang Yue Lin downstairs, and when they reached the stairs, Wang Yue Lin suddenly slipped and Xiao Han quickly supported her, asking: "Sister, what's wrong? Your legs are weak?"

  Wang Yuelin nodded, raised her eyes and looked at him, smiling: "Yes, otherwise, you carry me on your back?"

  Xiao Han didn't know whether she was telling the truth or lying, and rubbed his nose: "This, this..."

  Wang Yuelin said: "I'm just kidding you, it's not that serious yet, let's go, you support me a little and I'll be fine."

  Xiao Han didn't know what Wang Yu Lin meant by "not to that extent", whether it was her wine not being drunk to that extent, or the relationship between the two people, which had not yet developed to the point of being intimate enough to hold each other from behind.

  Xiao Han supported Wang Yu Lin, and instead of taking the escalator, they walked down the three flights of stairs covered with a red carpet on the marble steps.

  They arrived at the entrance of Jinfu Building Hotel, and with a gentle breeze, people felt much more comfortable. Xiao Han asked Wang Yuelin: "Sister, you can't drive now, or I'll go catch a taxi for us?"

  Wang Yuelin said, "Never mind, it's just two stops away from my place, let's walk back and get some fresh air to sober up, I'll come back tomorrow morning to pick up the car."

  "Alright then, whatever sister says goes." Xiao Han accompanied Wang Yue Lin as they slowly walked along the pedestrian path by the street.

  It was already past nine o'clock at night, and there were many fewer pedestrians on the street. The tall trees on the sidewalk cast huge shadows under the streetlights. Wang Yuelin said: "If I were alone, I wouldn't dare walk like this."

  "What's wrong?"

  Wang Yue-lin said: "I used to live in another place, I was scared once. At that time, I was still a doctor, and after finishing the night shift, I walked through a small alley not far from my home. A man wearing a duck-billed cap with an invisible face kept following me. When I quickened my pace, he also quickened his; when I slowed down, he also slowed down. It scared me so much that my heart was racing all night."

  "He didn't do anything to you, did he?"

  "It's nothing much, but it's really scary."

  "Why didn't you call me at that time?" Xiao Han joked.

  Wang Yuelin burst out laughing: "At that time I didn't know you either, even if I did know you, how old were you?"

  "Sister, who's paying for this dinner tonight, us or the other party?" Xiao Han asked, because he always felt that this meal would cost a lot of money. Just the wine alone, it was said to be over 1,000 yuan per bottle, and they had finished eighteen bottles, which would be tens of thousands of yuan. And then there were the dishes, and the cigarettes... This one meal was equivalent to his annual salary.

  "Of course, they're the ones paying the bill. They're a pharmaceutical company and they need to ask our hospital to use their drugs so that they can make a lot of money. Although this meal cost tens of thousands, it's all part of their marketing expenses, so they won't be at a loss." Wang Yue Lin explained.

  Xiao Han nodded: "Understood." Marketing costs, that is to say, every time they sell a box of medicine to the hospital, there's money in it like tonight's dinner. The pharmaceutical factory relies on the hospital for survival, and the hospital relies on patients for survival, which is also known as the food chain. No wonder when his father had an accident and was hospitalized in the ICU, the cost was almost 10,000 yuan a day. Thinking about this, Xiao Han felt a bit depressed.

  Wang Yuelin saw him being somewhat downhearted and asked: "What's wrong?"

  Xiao Han said: "Nothing, I was thinking about my hangover soup." He changed the subject.

  "You don't say, your hangover soup really works, its effect is more than just a 30% increase. Look, I drank twice as much wine tonight as I usually do, and now my head is only a little dizzy. I'm telling you, you should apply for a patent, this has great market prospects."

  When Wang Yuelin said this, Xiao Han's heart was also bright: "Hmm, at that time, just the patent transfer fee can earn a lot of money for me? However, sister, I think it's better to have fat water not flow into others' fields. If I had my own funds to set up a factory and produce and sell this hangover cure, wouldn't I make a fortune?"

  Wang Yuelin was also inspired by his words, and she punched him hard on the back, excitedly saying: "Fool, let's join forces! I'll provide the funds, you provide the technology. We can use the reputation of the municipal hospital to gain consumers' trust. Can't we just start the factory like this?"

  Xiao Han slapped his forehead: "Right! Sister is really clever, how come I didn't think of that?"

  "Next, you'd better hurry up and apply for a patent. On my side, I'll do some preparatory work before setting up the factory. We can hang a sign with the name of a certain company affiliated with the Municipal Hospital. Besides, this anti-hangover medicine belongs to health food, not pharmaceuticals, so it's easier to get production permits and all that. If things go quickly, we might be able to set it up within the year."

  "En, I'll hurry back tonight to sort out the relevant materials and prepare to apply for a patent." Xiao Han became more and more excited as he thought about it. If it really was like Wang Yu Lin said, wouldn't he be able to change his own and his family's fate in an instant?

  At the same time, Xiao Han also felt that from now on, he would be tied even closer to the woman in front of him and Director Tang Yanran because of this. This was a good thing.

  The two of them walked along here, excitedly talking and forgetting themselves, but didn't know that several people had quietly followed up behind them.

  Near the entrance of Wang Yue-lin's residential area, there is a relatively quiet road. Because it is being demolished and rebuilt, all the original residents have moved away, leaving only broken walls and ruins. At night, almost no one can be seen.

  These four young men, who looked like they were from the countryside, had been following them since Xiao Han and Wang Yue Lin left the Golden Fortune Hotel. In their opinion, anyone who could eat at the Golden Fortune Hotel was rich, and this woman was not only beautiful but also a white-collar worker or a small rich lady. They thought that if they could get rid of the man first, they would not only be able to rob them but also take the woman to an abandoned house in the middle of nowhere and have their way with her.

  Wang Yuelin is 33 years old, but she looks delicate and petite, and her dressing makes her look like in her twenties.

  They arrived at that section of road where demolition and reconstruction were taking place, the four guys looked around and saw no one in sight, so they quickened their pace and followed.

  Xiao Han was discussing the factory with Wang Yue Lin when he suddenly felt a sense of danger surrounding them. He turned his head to see four men standing beside them, their facial expressions and greedy eyes telling Xiao Han that they were a bunch of scoundrels.

  Xiao Han subconsciously pulled Wang Yu Lin into his arms, then looked at those guys and said coldly, "What do you want to do?" (More exciting chapters continue, new book uploaded, please collect votes and support!)