Chapter 3: The Mountain Cannon Makes Its Debut!
After watching that self-proclaimed star scout who looked like a local hoodlum leave, Ximen Qing cursed and said, "What kind of dog place is this!"
After leaving the park, Ximen Qing walked onto the main street of B City with an uneasy expression and a nervous heart.
Ximen Qing was indeed attracting a lot of attention with his Song Dynasty attire, and his head-turning rate was extremely high. Especially among the busy, fashionable young women on the street, apart from being surprised, they were even more astonished because the Ximen Qing they saw was really too stylish, and moreover, so handsome, with clear eyebrows and eyes, tall and strong physique. —— This effect is easy to imagine, just like Takeshi Kaneshiro suddenly walking down the street one day wearing ancient clothing, causing a huge sensation.
As for the towering buildings that rose from the ground on both sides of the street, Ximen Qing gazed at them with unblinking eyes and couldn't help but let out a loud sigh:
"How tall!"
No sooner had he finished speaking than a curious person, Jia, couldn't help but lean in close to Ximen Qing and asked:
"Can it still be called a high-rise building?"
Ximen Qing didn't even glance at this person, but pointed to the large banner on the high-rise building with a model doing a famous clothing advertisement, his face drooling, almost three feet away.
That person A finally walked away with a surprised face after realizing that his curiosity was misdirected.
Ximen Qing continued to wander on the street, and in the eyes of the crowd rushing by, he finally realized that he had come to a new world, one that seemed familiar but was very strange!
Ximen Qing was suddenly flustered and couldn't help but think of the three beautiful wives at home, Jinlian, Yueniang and Chunmei.
When Ximen Qing inadvertently saw a familiar woman wearing black silk pass by him, accompanied by a mature body scent, Ximen Qing's expression moved, and he was immediately looked at by the woman in black silk. The charming and seductive black silk made Ximen Qing involuntarily react below, fortunately, their ancient clothing was quite loose, leaving enough space for his lower body to emerge... At the same time, Ximen Qing's saliva also slowly flowed out of the corner of his mouth...
Perhaps it was the stimulation and novelty, Ximen Qing gradually became excited, because he gradually discovered that originally on the street, within ten steps, he would see a pair of beautiful legs wearing black stockings, fishnet stockings, and silk stockings swaying back and forth in front of him, giving Ximen Qing a sense of fresh excitement like discovering a new continent.
"I really don't know, Jinlian, Pinger and Chunmei wearing such silk pants would be what kind of seductress? Would they make themselves even more infatuated, would they make themselves even more enchanted?"
Until Ximen Qing came back to his senses and returned to this new world, he couldn't help but smile slyly to himself, comforting himself by saying:
"Since I've come, I'll make the most of it. Anyway, Ximen Qing's favorite thing is to flirt with women and sleep with beauties... This is great, it seems that the women in this world are more interesting than Jinlian and the others, might as well have fun here first, then think of a way to return to my own time later!"
Ximen Qing had made up his mind, and with a joyful heart, he thought to himself that deep down, he didn't want to return to his own world. The main reason was that he found the women in this new world to be extremely sexy, as they wore less clothing... Unlike his Song Dynasty, where even in summer, people dressed properly and behaved modestly.
Summer?
Ximen Qing suddenly felt that he had been sweating profusely, but didn't know if it was because of the excitement from seeing those silk stocking beauties or just a natural phenomenon.
Ximen Qing wouldn't think of this seemingly neurotic question. Because Ximen Qing believes that any man would like summer...
"Lili, be careful!"
Just as Ximen Qing was standing alone on the streets of B City, lost in thought, a shrill cry like that of an oriole from a woman's voice startled him.
Ximen Qing followed the sound with his eyes, and saw a woman, although she was already half old, but still had a charming appearance, hastily rushing towards a young girl. This made Ximen Qing take notice, because the chest of that charming and beautiful young woman in front of him was heaving violently...
Following the direction that beautiful young woman ran, Ximen Qing saw a girl with soft and smooth hair, wearing only a blue tight-fitting dress that was similar to an outer garment from his time in the Song Dynasty. This made the girl's slender figure alluring and enticing, causing Ximen Qing to swallow hard and feel a surge of lust.
Ximen Qing couldn't see the girl's face, but with a figure like that, her facial features must be top-notch! —— In fact, Ximen Qing had just transmigrated and been reborn into this modern society, he didn't know that nowadays, many girls look very attractive at first glance, but after seeing their faces, they quickly lose interest...
And it was next to a girl with a devil-like figure that an Audi A8 luxury car was speeding over, with several 8s on the license plate.
It seems that the owner of this luxury car is a novice, and when approaching the girl, the speed has not decreased, and he rushed towards the body of the beautiful young woman called "Lili" in the mouth of the beauty like a wolf.
The girl was also shocked, and when she suddenly saw the car rushing over, she was so startled that she stood still in her tracks, unable to move. However, the luxury car continued to rush forward as usual, without slowing down at all!
The girl's situation suddenly became precarious and hung in the balance!
Whoosh!
That beautiful young woman only felt a strange figure flash by her side, and saw a young man wearing ancient clothes rush forward from his side with incredible speed. Just as the luxury car was about to hit the girl called "Lili", he grabbed Lili's slender wrist and pulled her back in a flash, his movements as fast as a ghost or a demon!
At the moment when Ximen Qing pulled back Lili, the luxury car was still speeding by without slowing down, and it didn't stop until a long time later on one side.
If it were a man who was at death's door, Ximen Qing would probably not have lifted a hand to save him.
Ximen Qing finally saw the face of the girl with a beautiful figure, plump buttocks - it was an absolutely beautiful face, like a lotus flower emerging from the mud, and water lilies! With her beautiful figure, proud chest, she is simply a born seductress!
Ximen Qing couldn't help but stare, especially at the pair of breasts that were wrapped even more enticingly by the tight-fitting dress, making Ximen Qing feel a little dizzy... Even his own wife Jinlian might not be able to compare...
The girl had not yet recovered from the fright of just now, and her heart was still racing. It wasn't until the beautiful young woman came over with a look of joy on her face, thanking Ximen Qing repeatedly, that she finally snapped out of it. Seeing Ximen Qing's ancient clothing, she couldn't help but burst out laughing, but thinking about how Ximen Qing had just saved her life no matter what, she quickly composed herself and smiled at him, saying:
"Thank you!"
Ximen Qing, although he had just arrived in this new world and felt extremely unfamiliar with it, still understood the phrase "thank you", so he hurriedly smiled with joy and said:
"It's just a small effort, what's there to brag about!"
That Xu Niang, half old but still charming, smiled and said to Ximen Qing:
"Thanks to little brother, our Lili is finally safe and sound!"
That beautiful woman smiled and was surprised by Ximen Qing's attire, just like the girl named Lili, and couldn't help but burst out laughing.
Ximen Qing was not a fool and noticed an unusual glint in Lili's and the beautiful woman's eyes, so he couldn't help but ask:
"What's wrong?"
Lili's frightened mood had slightly calmed down, and seemingly the lively her couldn't help but point at Ximen Qing's clothes and hairstyle, holding back a smile as she said:
"Big brother, your way of picking up girls is too outdated! ... Wearing ancient clothes to rescue a beauty, it's really not impressive at all! ... Hehe... But anyway, you still saved my life, otherwise, I might have been done for just now!"
Ximen Qing couldn't help but furrow his brow. He had heard of heroes saving beauties, wasn't it just a show-off guy showing off his skills to make the infatuated girl scream? He thought back to when he was chasing girls himself and had used this trick before... But, this beauty said I'm wearing ancient people's clothes? ...Could it be that I've crossed over into a future world? ...And also, what did he mean by "hanging"?
Ximen Qing felt a wave of confusion wash over him and thought to himself that he must be in a new world, so he didn't pry further and instead forced a smile.
"The girl's words I only half understood, but it seems I still grasped a bit... The girl was saying that I rescued her in order to win her heart, right?..." At this point, Ximen Qing sighed inwardly and thought that women here and there were no different, as long as a man made his move, he would immediately understand the man's intentions. Wasn't it the same when he seduced Jinlian back then? But Ximen Qing had an advantage in understanding women's hearts, and even though he saw through her, he didn't say anything, continuing instead: "...To be honest, I really wasn't thinking that much at the time... I just felt that the girl was in danger, and as a man, I couldn't just stand by and do nothing!"
Ximen Qing said that it was indeed a matter of great importance, and both the young girl and the beautiful woman were summoned. - It has to be said that our Ximen's acting skills are quite top-notch, of course, this kind of top-notch acting skill is purely for the sake of having romantic trysts with beauties every night...
Lili believed Ximen Qing's words. Looking at the ancient costume on Ximen Qing that didn't match this world, she couldn't help but look around to see if there was a director or something similar, and asked a familiar question:
"Are you dressed like this for filming?"
Ximen Qing couldn't help but furrow his brow again, within less than half a day, he had already heard this phrase twice, and didn't know what "pāi xì" (拍戏) actually meant. Was it the legendary "tiáo xì" (调戏)?... Ximen Qing shook his head, clearly, this speculation was too far-fetched.
Seeing Ximen Qing shaking his head, Lili couldn't help but feel a little puzzled, but she didn't question whether Ximen Qing's nerves were problematic. - Have you ever seen someone with nerve disease rush to save people when they see this kind of flying car about to hit someone? - Definitely not! Because those people with nerve disease will rush towards the car together...