The princess sat in her big, fluffy chair. “He deserved it.”

  The dragon finished reading her notes. “Okay, so you and your new suitor devised a plan for him and another suitor to ‘hook up.’”The dragon sighed. “I wish your father gave them names instead of Idiot One and Idiot Two. So, Idiot One was in love with Idiot Two. Still, after an elaborate plan involving a carriage chase through the city, a duel, and the release of”, the dragon squinted at the paper, “an army of squirrels… you find out that Idiot Two doesn’t like Idiot One. Yes?”

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  “More or less. Mostly less,” the princess said.

  “You assaulted Idiot Two?” the dragon asked.

  “He shouldn’t have said what he said. I don’t tolerate bigoted language,” the princess said. “Matilda is very sensitive to that kind of talk, and Idiot Two needed to meet her.”