The dragon therapist glanced at her notes, puzzled. “Princess, the note from your father says, ‘You’re going to love this.’ Care to explain?”

  The princess settled into her customary big, fluffy chair. “I was ordered to have tea with my latest suitor. He started by asking if I knew who his father was, then spent the entire time talking about how his father was a famous general and explorer.”

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  The dragon nodded. “Go on.”

  “I told him that if I wanted to marry his father, I would.” The princess laughed. “Then I flipped him a coin and told him to buy himself a personality.”

  The dragon laughed.