Chapter 1: The Debt of Beauty is Hard to Repay

  In the Northern Song Dynasty, Ying Tianfu is now called Shangqiu. After thousands of years of wind and rain, the splendor has been washed away, and it's hard to find the feeling of Long Qian's place in the streets and alleys. If you talk about the remaining Song Dynasty relics, there is only the remains of the Grand Canal South Gate Wharf. Speaking of this wharf, it can be considered a cultural relic, but unfortunately, it has been occupied by a group of "divine calculators" who pretend to be mysterious. These half-immortals speak eloquently and claim to promote traditional culture and ward off disasters, making the city management lose their temper and can only resort to force. However, they are well-versed in military tactics, avoiding confrontation whenever the city management drives them away, only to return when they leave. Day after day, they live a peaceful life. Among these living gods, Tang Song is the most cunning.

  Tang Song is a local, over 23 years old, and was supposed to be in the prime of his youth with a bright future ahead. Two years ago, he got into a university, but within half a year, he got the principal's young daughter pregnant. After the scandal broke out, Tang Song was expelled from school, and the girl had an abortion, after which they never saw each other again.

  Tang Song returned home to his parents, who scolded him severely. In anger, he took a train to the south, vowing not to return until he made a name for himself. Unexpectedly, within a year, Tang Song came back with a six-figure savings account. His parents were shocked and wondered if their son had done something wrong.

  However, when they asked Tang Song about it, he refused to say anything, just smiled slyly and said that he met a female boss who appreciated him greatly. After that, Tang Song started working at the dock, earning a meager income but living freely, and was nicknamed "Tang San Xian" by his colleagues.

  At this moment, Tang Song is arguing with a middle-aged man in front of his stall.

  "Fellow countryman, in our line of work, we emphasize going with the flow. Normally, I wouldn't be too happy to do a reading for just anyone. But today, I have to keep you here. Do you know why? You... you have a bloody disaster looming over you..."

  After saying that, Tang Song glanced at the middle-aged man in front of him, but saw that he had a disdainful expression, so he chuckled and continued to say:

  "Big brother, I see you have a remarkable skeleton and an extraordinary aura. Cough cough, don't go, don't go... Hmm, your wife doesn't know about the little third thing you're looking for outside, does she?"

  The middle-aged man stopped and said with a red face, "Hmph, what nonsense are you talking about? How could I, Old Wang, do such a thing? You turtle grandson, let me go quickly."

  Tang Song no longer dragged him, laughing like a fox.

  "Listen to my next sentence of advice, big brother. Your temples are dark and you have a calamity star on your head. This time when you go out to do things, I'm afraid you'll lose a lot of money. Also, if my calculations are correct, this year is your Ben Ming Nian (year of birth), and your fate is offending Tai Sui, with a bloody disaster."

  Old Wang saw that Tang Song had told him all about his family's affairs, and immediately grabbed his hand and said: "Master, great...great...great immortal, you are truly ingenious and clever, you must save me!"

  Gotcha!

  Actually, Tang Song doesn't understand Zhou Yi's divination, he just combined psychology and science organically. He has seen this uncle many times before, at least three times this month alone. Men like him, especially the wealthy ones, are probably returning from their extramarital affairs. Speaking of which, remember when Miss Wan went to Dongguan... Cough cough, looking at that man's bitter face, he must have lost money in business. The corner of his red underwear is slightly exposed between his waist and hips, undoubtedly a sign of bad luck this year.

  Tang Song sighed and waved his hand, saying: "No, no, if the heavenly secret is leaked, it will provoke the nine heavens god Buddha, who knows, I might lose my life."

  "Great immortal one, I understand, I understand. You see this is 500 yuan, you'd better take it first..."

  This person is really stupid.

  Tang Song despised him deeply in his heart, took the money and waved his hand, saying: "As the saying goes, sincerity moves heaven, I will give my brother some advice today."

  Old Wang was overjoyed and hastily put on a respectful expression, bringing his ear closer.

  After clearing his throat, Tang Da Xian slowly said: "This calamity of yours is all because you didn't do good deeds in your daily life and are now suffering the consequences. If you want to avoid this calamity, you must... you must treat your wife better from now on, and also cut off those extramarital affairs outside. Furthermore, you should do one good deed a day, maybe then heaven will spare you."

  Old Wang solemnly said: "Thank you for your guidance, I will follow your teachings from now on."

  After speaking in a low voice, Old Wang finally let go of Tang Song's hand with tears of gratitude and hurried away. Looking at the back of Old Wang, Tang Song smiled to himself, put the 300 yuan into his pocket, turned around, but didn't expect to bump into someone's chest.

  "Ah-yo!" Tang Song looked up to see a giant of a man, over 1.9 meters tall, with no facial hair, wearing a blue windbreaker on top and loose-fitting sweatpants below. The whole person exuded a nauseating stench. Tang Song suddenly felt a strong sense of disgust, and looking at his own 1.78-meter frame in comparison to the giant's, he couldn't help but feel embarrassed. He wrinkled his nose and said, "Today is Laojun's day off, come back tomorrow if you want your fortune told." With that, he tried to walk around the giant, but was unexpectedly stopped by the big man's outstretched hand.

  "The Great Supreme Elder has gone off duty, and there is still King Yanluo here. This divination will have to be calculated sooner or later, so why not do it today?"

  Tang Song's face suddenly turned iron-green, and he asked in a low voice: "Whose person are you?"

  "I'm just a passing ghost," Da Ge said in a low voice. "I've been entrusted by someone to take you to see a woman."

  Seeing Tang Song still had a guarded expression, Da Ge dryly laughed and said: "It was the person who gave you wealth and honor."

  Tang and Song dynasties were silent.

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  Qin was lazily half-reclining on the bed, and the entire room was carefully arranged by her. The five-meter-long carpet, the wallpaper that was shipped from England yesterday, and the furniture and appliances were all carefully selected. In addition to this, as the only standalone villa upstream of the canal, it was already quite valuable. Although it seemed too luxurious for a temporary residence, as long as she liked it, the money didn't matter to her.

  The only thing that doesn't match with the whole room is this man dressed like a god in front of me.

  Looking at this man, Qin Xiaoxiao suddenly felt a surge of nameless fire in her heart. Was she that scary? He actually wanted to sit so far away from home, as if he could eat him up. The more she thought about it, the angrier she became. Qin Xiaoxiao kicked off the covers, revealing a snow-white and plump thigh, and said resentfully: "Come sit over here!"

  Tang Song stared blankly at the snow-white scene, and upon hearing Qin Xiao's words, he jumped up as if electrified. Then, with a bitter face, he slowly moved to the bedside and sat down on the bed.

  Seeing him like this, Qin Xiao Xiao was both angry and amused, stretching out her two jade arms to wrap around Tang Song's neck: "You speak first."

  Tang Song whispered softly: "Say... what."

  "Tell me what you've been up to for the past half year while you were running away. Anything interesting happen?"

  "I... I'm in..." Tang Song stuttered, his voice trembling.

  Only two words were spoken, and Tang Song's lips were already covered with a wet layer. No, no, Tang Song thought to himself as his tongue had already entered the other person's mouth. Through their clothes, he could feel the softness of her chest against him, and even sense the rise and fall of her heartbeat. Qin Xiao Xiao's snow-white legs had already wrapped around his waist, and in a moment of madness, he flipped his waist and pinned this beauty underneath him. The two people's lips parted, and Qin Xiao Xiao let out a soft hum, using force to pin Tang Song under her instead. Feeling the friction of her buttocks, Tang Song's little brother also raised its head.

  Although the mouth says no, the body is still honest as usual.

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  "This woman..." Tang Song carefully got dressed, afraid of waking up Qin Xiaoxiao who was still fast asleep. Tang Song's heart was also in a knot at this moment. This Qin Xiaoxiao, whether it was her beauty or family background, was top-notch. A year ago, Tang Song had saved her by chance, and Qin Xiaoxiao, in her excitement, had promised to marry him. After spending a wonderful night together, Tang Song had also thought that he could settle down with her, but unexpectedly, after hearing about his experiences, Qin Xiaoxiao was deeply moved and wanted to make him her thirteenth husband. Tang Song's heart, which had just healed from his previous wounds, was shattered once again. Rather than die, Tang Song refused, and in desperation, Qin Xiaoxiao proposed that he become her personal secretary. After much deliberation, Tang Song agreed, but didn't expect this to be the start of a nightmare. As soon as Tang Song entered Qin Xiaoxiao's company, it was like a sheep entering a tiger's den - every time he went to the men's restroom, changing room, conference hall, or cafeteria, he could feel pairs of eyes staring at him, just like he had a seven-foot-tall green hat on his head. No, it was more like he had a seven-zhang-tall green giant on top! He, Tang Song, was that green giant! So, Tang Song left without saying goodbye and returned to his hometown, but unexpectedly, this woman actually came knocking on his door.

  "Alas, I really can't be a cuckold, don't blame me."

  He let out a long sigh and quietly walked out with Tang Song.

  After Tang Song left, Qin Xiao Xiao opened her charming eyes, smoothed out her disheveled hair, and smiled lightly: "You little scamp, don't think you can escape from my palm again."

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  In the early summer of June, at noon when the sun was shining brightly, Tang Song was walking on the road with a confused mind. Suddenly, he heard a rapid footsteps behind him, and when he turned around, his heart was shocked to see Qin Xiao's men chasing after him. He cursed in his heart: "This immortal is really fast, he's caught up so quickly!" He hastily ran along the riverbank, but no matter how hard he tried, he couldn't shake off his pursuers even after running for over ten minutes. Tang Song was desperate, thinking that he would fall into enemy hands again. With the turbulent river in front of him and the pursuing soldiers behind, Tang Song steeled himself to take a gamble and jumped into the river.

  The foul smell of the river water almost made Tang Song vomit, and after holding his breath for a dozen or so steps, he suddenly felt something wrap around his legs. Could it be water grass? Tang Song turned his head to look and was immediately frightened to the point of losing all strength. What was pulling on his thigh was a pair of several-meter-long arms stretching out from the bottom of the river. The more Tang Song struggled, the tighter the arms grasped, and he felt his body's energy constantly draining away, his consciousness beginning to blur. Until Tang Song couldn't catch his breath and fainted, the arms dragged him into the muddy sediment at the bottom of the river. A moment later, Tang Song's corpse was spat out by the mud and floated on the water. After that, there was no more movement.

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