Chapter 10: The Bird People of Ockton

  The sign of the Okton law firm shone with a golden light in the warm dusk, and Li Yu swung his hand to buy things and walked into the yard, just hearing Zhou Anni's laughter coming from the second floor. At the time when the night was approaching, a three-story small building that was said to have been used as a special high school interrogation room during the pseudo-Manchu period transmitted the unrestrained laughter of a young girl, which was really eerie. Li Yu walked up with a lazy expression, and before entering the door, he smelled a strange smell like burning pig hair, and then saw Zhou Anni leaning against the back of the swivel chair on her head, panting, Xue Pan squinted his small eyes to follow suit, Wei Hang's face was humbled and crawling at the bathroom door, and even more strangely, on the sofa, a large-headed young man looked embarrassedly at Wei Hang.

  Li Yu threw the CD wallet on the wide office desk, and several restless AV actresses poked their heads out of the bag. "Laughing so postmodern? Like 798." After a glance, Zou Anni, who was about to retort, suddenly ran out of breath, "Inaccurate, laughing like Xie Na. Hey, the stuff is back, do you want to inspect it one by one?"

  "Accept your punishment, you shameless thing!" Zou Ani finally caught her breath and grabbed the bag, tossing it to Ma Fei. "It's all because of you, BeiBei insisted on making me buy things with you, my good reputation that I've kept for decades has been ruined by you." The men inside and outside were left speechless.

  Xue Kai stole a glance at Wei Xing's forehead, where a blue vein was slowly emerging, and his neck gradually turned red. He lightly coughed: "Wei Ge... I confess, it was my fault, I wanted to surprise you when you came back, so I recklessly designed this little magic trick..."

  Zou Ani suppressed her laughter and continued to confess: "The plate is indeed a genius, his design is that as long as someone touches the bathroom door, the phosphorus-coated door and toilet will immediately catch fire and burn for a while before burning out... He's known as the second Liu Qian, a magic expert!"

  Wei Xing gritted his teeth: "Say he's the second Liu Qian? I think he's fat enough to be two Liu Qians! Then who drew my portrait on the bathroom door?"

  Zou Anni blushed and said: "Since you're so elegant, shouldn't you know a bit about music, chess, calligraphy, and painting? Is this what they mean by 'practicing one's pen'?"

  "Wei Han puffed out a cold breath: 'Then you let me and this big lummox fight at the door, whoever gets hit is unlucky?'"

  Xue Qian lowered his head and said: "Who would have thought, Ma Fei is just like a Japanese sumo wrestler, he hung you on the door handle with one move, and it was still hanging from your pants... so..."

  Zou Ani quickly mediated: "It's like this, Wei Gege. Originally, after the dishes were arranged, we were just waiting for your return. But then my sister and I started arguing about whether Liu Qian has single eyelids or double eyelids... Just then, Ma Fei arrived and said that Brother Qian is a small double eyelid, an inner double eyelid, an Eastern double eyelid, a double eyelid that can't be any more double. So we made Ma Fei stand a bit further away from the door because when you come back, you'll definitely want to fight with Ma Fei because of BeiBei and see if Ma Fei is qualified to stay by BeiBei's side..."

  "Am I being so unreasonable?" Wei Xing protested angrily, enduring the burning sensation in his lower body.

  Including Ma Fei, everyone nodded together.

  Wei Hang looked at Ma Fei with a sideways glance: "I'm saying, big guy, why are you also joining in the fun?"

  Ma Fei spread out his hands: "I've known Wei Jie for only three days, I came here just to help her deliver something, who knew you'd ask and then want to take action..."

  "Wei Xing gritted his teeth: 'Was the CD on the table also something she asked you to bring back?'"

  "There's nothing, how do I know?" Ma Fei couldn't bear to take these things away from Wei Beibei in person, and he hated the careless Wei Beibei to death. Wei Xing looked at Ma Fei for a moment, then seeing the latter lower his head and eyes, he picked up his pants and walked into the house with his head down, going to find the Red Flower Burn Cream.

  Li Yu slowly and deliberately looked at the pile of vibrators on the ground: "Even if the CDs aren't what you want to bring, these things are sex toys, are you...?"

  "Hmm! It must be!" Xue Kai had a bad habit, that was to interrupt others. Hearing Li Yu's words made sense, he couldn't help but acknowledge for Ma Fei.

  "Hmmph, you scoundrel! Zou Anni was about to give Xue Lin another whack when she saw Li Yu take out his phone and hastily signaled him to be quiet."

  Li Yu took out his phone and whispered to Ma Fei, "If you want to use these things against Old Wei's daughter, he will fight with you to the death."

  Ma Fei's face was filled with bitter smiles, and he and Bei Bei originally had no sparks flying between them, but they were depicted as being so dark.

  Apart from the sound of the drawer in the room, it was quiet. The clear and sweet voice on the phone seemed to stir up the sand, and it was heard clearly that it was that beautiful female college student who listened to the class with her younger brother together. "Teacher Li, this afternoon in the library, I think I have a new idea, can I have some time to discuss with you at school about the new idea of human hair loss leading to evolution?"

  Li Yu's face was strange as he hung up the phone, looking at Wei Xing in the inner room who was grinning from ear to ear but not moving with his hands grasping the drawer. Suddenly, everyone in the house burst out laughing wildly.

  After finishing the wrapping, he pushed open the door and walked out. His facial expression seemed to be more composed. However, a certain important part of his lower body was bulging, making him look like a ballet dancer, and it would take a thick face to remain calm and composed.

  Wei Xing closed the door with a loud noise and walked over with his legs crossed: "Ah ha, you old men are all curious why you want to mess with those messy pieces, and electric shock devices. Which village women did you offend that you need to use an electric shock device to train you? And what about the adult videos? Are you into role-playing abuse? That's too advanced... I didn't know there were such advanced sex partners in our country! I couldn't think of any girls who could be so fierce, except..." He was talking excitedly to himself when he suddenly came to his senses: "You're going to bring these things back for Beibei too?!" Before he finished speaking, Zou Anni kicked him in the bandaged area. And so our Wei Xing flew up into the air again, this time with his butt facing backwards like a flat fish falling from the sky. But it seemed that Wei Xing had finally understood, and while still in mid-air, he angrily pointed at Ma Fei.

  "Wow, look at what you've done?! Old Wei is flying again! You just let Ma Fei fly once and now you're going to be the spokesperson for Phantom Fighter jets?!"

  Ma didn't expect that Wei Beibei's father and his colleagues were all so skilled, their confusing and disorderly kung fu would probably make even the drug trafficker Chen Xiaoshan flee in disarray. He shook his head repeatedly to explain: "What I want is the high-voltage stun gun used by security companies, not this one."

  Wei Xing groaned and crawled up, his lower abdomen and lower body were burning with pain. However, after hearing Ma Fei's explanation, he felt relieved. Rubbing his stomach, he thought: "Why did she want to drag us to buy things for you? Or is it just these messy things!" As a messy old father, Wei Xing was quite qualified.

  Ma Fei helplessly explained: "I was injured before and prepared to use an electric shock device to stimulate my body, this is also a folk remedy that others told me..."

  "God! You're using an electric shocker as a massage stick? 3.5 million volts of high-pressure electricity for a massage, even an elephant would fly; don't say that the CD isn't what you wanted, it's probably also prepared to use A? as some kind of special medicine, right? Don't deny it! We're all adults here! You're really creative, truly more creative than the famous detective Wei Xing!"

  Zou Anni glared at Wei Xing: "No matter how creative you are, it's not as good as his automatic hair removal idea! Are you proud of yourself?"

  Wei Xing hummed, unwillingly shrinking into the corner, curling up his body. For a girl who didn't take a liking to him, it was better to shut up and not make a scene.

  Ma Fei sat on the sofa with his head in his hands, and Wei Beibei was indeed a treasure trove of wonders. The domino effect she brought about was simply fantastic, almost making him pass out.

  Wei Han suddenly got up and ran to the toilet, the beer he had just drunk couldn't hold back. He muttered in his mouth: "Little boy, if my Beibei ties you up at home, if you don't want to get hurt, remind her that there is a current adjustment button on the electric shocker." Before he finished speaking, Zou Anni's paper cutter was stuck on the door panel with a "ding" sound.

  "Gentlemen, have you ever seen a former police officer who is so amiable and approachable, yet so out of touch with the times?" Li Yu sighed with emotion. Including Ma Fei, everyone shook their heads in unison.

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