Chapter Six: The Mountain of Flowers and Fruits

  Mount Huaguo has flowers, fruits and mountains, but what it is most famous for are the Mount Huaguo hot springs and a group of elegant young ladies known as "lost footwear girls", commonly referred to as "young ladies" or more crudely as "chickens".

  For the Huaguo Mountain Hot Spring, this sudden emergence of a bathing holy land, Ma Yuxuan had long been heard. The Huaguo Mountain Hot Spring is located in S County, adjacent to N City, more than 50 kilometers away, and it takes at least an hour to drive due to the mountain roads.

  Things happened suddenly, and Zhang Chaoliang couldn't borrow the company's car for the time being. Ma Yuxuan originally wanted to use this as an excuse to say that he wouldn't go to Huaguo Mountain, but unexpectedly Chen Xiaodong and others were so eager that they didn't care about anything and insisted on going. Without a car, they rode motorcycles, and the group of people forcibly put Ma Yuxuan on the bike, stepped on the accelerator, and sped towards the hot springs of Huaguo Mountain.

  Chen Xiaodong, as a veteran of the pleasure grounds, naturally hadn't been to Huaguo Mountain less often, but usually drove there. Riding a motorcycle was a first, and the evening wind blowing through his hair had a unique flavor.

  "Oh oh oh, Mount Huaguo! Oh oh oh, Mount Huaguo!" Chen Xiaodong cheered enthusiastically.

  Zhang Junping drove alongside, smiling and saying: "Xiao Dong, I'm puzzled. You've had over a hundred, or even two hundred women. Why do you seem so excited every time you call a prostitute, like it's your first time?"

  Chen Xiaodong puffed on his cigarette, saying with a self-satisfied smile: "Shi Gou, you don't know this, do you? The excitement is because of the enjoyment, and the enjoyment is because of the difficulty of the process. Take this time for example, flying 50 miles to Huaguo Mountain in the south, isn't that difficult enough? But the more difficult the process is, the more there's a sense of pleasure when playing with women. This experience reminds us that good days aren't always here, so we should make the most of our lives and not let the golden cup be empty under the moon."

  Zhang Junping listened to him and found it made perfect sense, and he even managed to recite two lines of authentic ancient poetry. He couldn't help but concede defeat, saying: "Brother, you're really something else, you've even mastered the art of playing with women!"

  Chen Xiaodong was beaming with pride, and turned around to face the gloomy Ma Yuxuan, saying, "Xuanxuan, don't look so down in the dumps. Cheer up! Tonight, I'll let you experience the legendary Huaguo Mountain hot springs."

  Ma Yuxuan has always been clean and self-loving, not fond of romantic affairs. Now he feels like a duck being pushed onto the stage, feeling helpless and amused at the same time. These young men are willing to brave thorns and climb mountains just to play with women, it's true that men will spare no expense for the sake of playing with women.

  A group of people climbed over mountains and crossed ridges, winding their way along the rugged mountain road, gradually entering the depths of the dense forest. The moonlight was like water, sprinkled on the quiet mountain slope, making it even more desolate, the tree shadows swayed, stretching out long shadows.

  Huaguo Mountain Hot Spring is a bit remote, but the number of people who come to visit is endless. The mountain road trip is not lonely, and along the way, you can see small cars with license plates such as "Guangdong A" and "Guangdong B" whizzing by. It goes without saying that these are all wolf friends from the Pearl River Delta region heading north to Huaguo Mountain.

  Zhang Jinhua thought it was ridiculous and muttered: "People from the provincial capital are really sick! A group of idiots, instead of going to a good five-star sauna, they run to this poor and remote place to soak in hot springs, it's really spending money to suffer!"

  Zhang Junping, however, does not think so. He is more familiar with the situation in the provincial capital and his reasons are more reasonable: "Although the sauna in the provincial capital has a high level, it is also very dangerous. Recently, the provincial government has been cracking down on prostitution everywhere, shutting down a large number of saunas involved in prostitution and arresting a large number of clients. As a result, people are panicked. Under such circumstances, the 'wolf friends' in the provincial capital would rather run further away to enjoy themselves at Huaguo Mountain Hot Spring!"

  Zhang Jin Hua thought to himself, "So that's how it is," and said, "Actually, Huaguo Mountain isn't bad either! Although it's a bit far away, the little girls are indeed pretty and plentiful. For those who have grown tired of the beauties in the provincial city, it's not a bad alternative!"

  Everyone chatted and laughed along the way, and soon entered the Huaguo Mountain area. The vehicle turned a corner, and suddenly the front was open and bright, revealing a two-way six-lane highway. Both sides were brightly lit, with neon lights shining, small houses lined up, merchants crowded, fruit stalls, noodle shops, supermarkets, everything was available, like a small bustling city.

  Further ahead are large and small hot spring bath centers, with at least several dozen, among which the largest is Huaguo Mountain Hot Spring, with a glittering golden signboard tens of meters wide under neon lights.

  Next to the hot spring were two rows of long hair salons, with hundreds of beautifully dressed women standing at the entrance, each one heavily made up and striking poses for the crowd, touching themselves and teasing to the extreme.

  "Hey handsome guys, come on! I want!"

  Ma Yuxuan was stunned, and sighed in admiration: "Brothers, today I've gained a new understanding! If I weren't here in person, I absolutely wouldn't have imagined that in such a remote mountainous place, there's actually a street with such unique characteristics!"

  Zhang Junping smiled and briefly introduced: "Actually, this place was originally very poor, even poorer than our Red Star Village! Later, the Huaguo Mountain Hot Spring came out, and instantly drove the economic development of the surrounding area. In Xiaodong's words, the development history of Huaguo Mountain Hot Spring is a process where one hole produces water, triggering many holes to produce water!"

  Chen Xiaodong had been parched for a long time and finally encountered a sweet rain, seeing this formation he couldn't hold back anymore, waving his shirt and shouting at the girls: "Second! Second! I want second!"

  Everyone was stunned and lost their smiles, never expecting him to be so lustful, just like a starving wolf. The girls also burst into giggles.

  The second girl selected was lovely and delicate, looking no more than twenty years old. Her figure was well-developed, with plump breasts, a slender waist, and rounded buttocks that were quite alluring.

  "Boss, hello! I'm No. 331 Lere, happy to serve you!" The girl smiled and bowed, reported her number, then quickly walked up to Chen Xiaodong's side and intimately linked his arm.

  Chen Xiaodong was drunk and kissed the girl's hair, patted her buttocks hard, and laughed: "I don't care if you're Hua Hua or Lei Lei, as long as I'm satisfied!"

  The girl dodged with a smile and said with a mix of annoyance and delight: "Hmph... you're so annoying, boss! You're really using too much force!"

  Chen Xiaodong felt even more lustful, and he couldn't wait to take advantage of Lailai right there. He jumped off the car and wrapped his arms around her, his hands roaming freely everywhere as he leered: "Use force? Ha! You'll know what it means to use force soon enough!"

  Zhang Junping had long been used to it, and smiled as he reminded him: "Hey, hey, little Dong, don't just think about yourself! Today Xuanxuan is the protagonist, pick a good one for him!"

  Chen Xiaodong hugged Lele from morning till now, and when passing by, he pushed a girl over with a smile, saying: "No need to choose! 602 Xiao Hong, also known as Xiao Hou, is the recognized star of Huaguo Mountain service, absolutely the best choice for Xuan Xuan!"

  Ma Yuxuan was caught off guard and had already been pushed into the single room by everyone. With a bang, the door closed, and the large bathroom suddenly only had him and Xiao Hong 602 left, a lonely man and woman.

  The atmosphere in the room is ambiguous and harmonious, with hot air emanating from the warm spring outlet, surrounded by mist, creating a few spiritual springs. The ceiling is adorned with various nude paintings of beauties, which can be seen at a glance when lying on the bed. On the wall, there is a notice board that reads "Strictly prohibited from pornography and gambling", which is extremely ironic.

  Xiao Hong is a mature and charming woman, with a good figure, exuding a wild aura of a mature woman. Her plump curves show that she has been through many battles in the pleasure quarters. Her eyes are full of mystery as she gazes at Ma Yu Xuan, her tongue licking her delicate red lips, making people recall her nickname "Xiao Hou".

  As soon as she entered the room, Xiaohong skillfully undressed and unbuttoned her clothes, turned around to look at Ma Yuxuan who was shy, tall and handsome, and suddenly felt great, saying wildly: "Little handsome guy, don't be afraid! Sister will make you very comfortable, guaranteeing that you'll be so satisfied that you'll feel like you're in heaven!"

  Ma Yuxuan didn't expect her movements to be so quick, and in an instant she was naked. He couldn't help but jump in fright, hastily hiding at the corner of the bed, turning his head away and waving his hand urgently: "Don't... don't take off your clothes!"

  Xiao Hong was taken aback, thinking to herself that this person was really strange, how could they do it without taking off their clothes. She looked up and saw Ma Yuxuan curled up into a ball, subconsciously covering his private parts, and suddenly realized what was going on. She let out a giggle and asked: "You're still a virgin?"

  Ma Yuxuan's face suddenly turned bright red, feeling both ashamed and anxious, thinking that he had made a big fool of himself this time, being discovered by a woman as a virgin. He couldn't bear to look at Xiaohong, and wished he could dig a hole to hide in.

  Who would have thought that Little Red not only didn't think it was shameful, but instead thought it was glorious? She couldn't help but exclaim: "Little General, don't be shy! Being a virgin is great, being a virgin is great! For us women, the bodily fluids of a virgin have a beauty-enhancing effect! Hehe, I haven't met a virgin in ages! According to our line of work's rules, if you're taken by a virgin, we have to give you a red envelope as a gift!"

  Ma Yu Xuan cried out in distress, "Sister, stop joking around! I don't need you to give me red envelopes, I'll give you red envelopes instead, and it's double the amount, okay?! Just please put on some clothes, have mercy, and let me off the hook!"

  Xiao Hongxiao curiously teased Ma Yuxuan, and asked inexplicably: "You're really a strange person, coming to Huaguo Mountain without playing with women, what are you doing here?"

  Ma Yuxuan knew his own bitterness and said: "I'm here to fight for oil, it's the brothers who forced me to come!"

  Xiao Hong suddenly understood, and seemed to sympathize with Ma Yu Xuan's feelings. Her expression turned gloomy, and she sighed, saying: "Oh, I see. No wonder you didn't want to play with me. Well, who would want to give their virginity to a chicken?"

  The atmosphere suddenly became a bit strange, listening to Xiaohong's tone, it seemed that she was somewhat touched by her profession. Ma Yuxuan felt slightly apologetic and changed the subject, saying: "Sister, you'd better put on your clothes first."

  Xiao Hong put on her clothes as she was told, quietly looking at Ma Yu Xuan, not saying a word.

  Seeing her dressed, Ma Yuxuan felt slightly relieved and coughed dryly, making small talk: "Sister, Xiaohong isn't your real name, is it? People in your line of work usually use stage names like Xiaohong, Xiaohua, Leilei, Yaoya, Tingting, and so on, right?"

  Xiao Hong nodded, glanced at the time, and realized that from entering the house to now was not even three minutes. She knew that if she went out at this moment, Ma Yu Xuan would definitely be laughed to death by his companions. So, she sat down gently on the edge of the bed and said: "I know what you're thinking, you want to kill time, right? Fine! I'll chat with you for a bit, and in fifteen minutes, I'll go out again, so you won't be laughed at by your brothers!"

  Ma Yu Xuan did not expect her to be so meticulous and considerate, feeling touched, said: "Good! What does sister want to talk about?"

  Xiao Hong smiled and said: "You're so wooden-headed, there's nothing to talk about! Why don't I tell you a dirty joke instead?"

  "Uh... okay..." Ma Yu Xuan scratched his head awkwardly, in fact he didn't know what to say to the young lady.

  Xiao Hong didn't mind, and directly started telling a yellow joke: "A pair of crows were chatting on the tree, when suddenly the sheep eating grass below died. The female crow was shocked and pointed to say 'the sheep (itch) is dead', then the male crow rode the female crow."

  Someone goes to a matchmaking company to find a partner.

  Company: What kind of girl are you looking for?

  Answer: Diligent and capable companies: Nowadays girls are too lazy, it's probably hard to find.

  Answer: That diligence can eliminate it."

  Ma Yuxuan listened to these two little jokes and burst out laughing, saying: "Tell more, tell more!"

  Little Red continued: "Let me tell you a longer joke. The municipal government held a meeting to discuss the issue of banning prostitutes. A prostitute representative spoke up: First, we don't steal; second, we don't rob; third, we don't oppose the Party (the Public Security Bureau chief nodded in agreement). We don't occupy land, we don't occupy houses, and our work only requires a bed (the Land Bureau chief happily said: "Good"). We don't give birth to girls or boys, and we won't cause trouble for the government (the Family Planning Office director nodded: "Correct"). There's no noise pollution, just occasional shouting (the Environmental Protection Bureau chief said: "Go ahead and shout"). We don't collect funds, we don't take out loans, and we bring our own equipment to develop ourselves (the Development and Reform Commission director welcomed this). Unemployed sisters don't cry, they find their own job opportunities (the Social Security Bureau chief repeatedly said: "Right, right, right"). We don't evade taxes, we don't owe fees, and it doesn't matter how much or little we earn (the Taxation Bureau chief was very satisfied and said: "How precious!"). We're not afraid of getting dirty, we're not afraid of being tired, and we drive domestic demand to create foreign exchange (the Foreign Economic and Trade Bureau chief gave a thumbs up: "That's the spirit!"). We don't cause trouble, we don't talk nonsense, and we resolutely won't be a third party (the Women's Federation president was very reassured and said: "What a relief!"). We're not afraid of being beaten, we're not afraid of being scolded, and we resolutely won't say who we've accompanied (the Disciplinary Inspection Secretary nodded straight away: "Good, the organizational discipline is strong!"). After that, everyone unanimously voted to pass the resolution: allowing prostitutes to operate normally."

  Ma Yuxuan burst out laughing, tears almost streaming down his face. Le Hehe said: "Too funny! By the way, your young lady still has a lot of advantages!"

  Xiao Hong said with a smile, "That's it! To put it bluntly, our young lady is here to entertain you guys. Today I'll be kind and help you make the most of your performance! I'm going to moan loudly now, let your friends hear how fierce you are!"

  She finished speaking and got up, the moaning sounds were urgent, with repeated "ah... ah... ah" and "so cool... so cool... so cool..." and "I want... I want... I still want", the voices rose and fell, loud enough to be heard by the neighbors, making Ma Yuxuan, the man sitting next to her, blush.

  It seems that the whole world now knows that Ma Yuxuan has bid farewell to his bachelor life. It appears that he can't clear his name even if he jumps into the Yellow River. Ma Yuxuan helplessly smiled wryly. If I really can't clear my name, then so be it. I am one who clears himself, in this murky era, I, Ma Yuxuan, don't need many people to understand me.

  Although these days are bitter, there is a bit of joy in bitterness, just like a group of wild boars digging up Chinese cabbage together.