The doorbell rang.

  I stood up, after a long night of re watching my favorite TV series Breaking Bad on my flat screen monitor and went to answer the doors with huge bags under my eyes.

  “Who is it?”

  “Unicorn sir, we have your new capsule.” answered a cute voice.

  I looked through my spyhole and saw a gorgeous blond girl, about 23 years old with the cutest smile and deepest blue eyes I have ever seen.

  “Just a minute.”

  I hurriedly got dressed, washed my face and teeth, threw the garbage under the bed and went to open the doors. Opening them I saw a huge package presumingly holding my capsule, and about five additional men. I let them in while trying to hit on the girl.

  “Good morning, my name is Michael, would you like something to drink?”

  The girl looked at me with disappointed eyes and answered:

  “Sorry sir, we have a long day so please sign this so we can install the capsule.”

  “Okay, but I didn’t hear your name miss….”

  “Maja, sir thank you four buying Royal Road, we hope that you will have a good time ?”

  They hurriedly enterd the apartment and started installing the capsule. I tried to start a conversation with the girl but was smoothly avoided, well until she saw what was running on my TV.

  “Say my name.”

  With a smile on my face I answered: “Your Heisenberg.”

  She almost in a yelling voice answered : “you're goddamn right !”

  She blushingly looked into the floor.

  “So want anything to drink, maybe coke, juice or water?”

  “Juice please.”

  “So you too love Breaking Bad ?”

  “Yea, it’s really good, unlike series today.”

  “I know.”

  We talked until they finished installing the capsule and ended up exchanging contacts.

  “so, maybe I’ll see you in game?”

  “Maybe you will.” She gave a blushing smile and left.

  Finally I had my capsule, all set and ready to go. Before I went in I checked my plan, gave it a final thought, and started a villainous laugh (if you’re wondering it’s MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *cough *cough (I have a bad throat )). It’s time to make my criminal empire.

  “The scan on your iris and vein has determined that you are an unregistered user. Do you want to create a new account?”

  “No”

  ...awkward silence....

  This story has been stolen from Royal Road. If you read it on Amazon, please report it

  “The scan on your iris and vein has determined that you are an unregistered user. Do you want to create a new account?”

  “No”

  “Would you like to abort and leave the capsule ?”

  “No”

  “Do you want to create a new account?”

  “No”

  “Would you like to abort and leave the capsule ?” he voice started being annoyed

  “No” I was loving it

  The process lasted for about an hour, me trying to see if the AI would loose it’s patience, but it didn’t happen I almost cried out of sadness that I failed .

  “Yes, I would like to create a new account.”

  “Select the name of your avatar”

  “Heisenberg”

  “Select your gender from male, female, or neuter.”

  “Male”

  “Royal Road has forty-nine races. You may select your race from the primary twenty-nine races.”

  “Human”

  “Your choice is: name-Heisenberg , gender-female , race-dark elf “

  “No, my choice is : : name-Heisenberg , gender-male , race-human “

  “Accepted name-Heisenberg , gender-female , race-dark elf “

  “NO,NO,NO,NO!!”

  “YES,YES,YES, LISTEN JEARK EITHER THIS OR I BAN YOU FROM THE GAME!!!”

  “Okay….”

  “I won’t be evil so I’ll make you an cute dark elf that I know you’ll love and won’t have any complaints to, UNDERSTAND”

  “Yes.”

  “So let’s see here: aha, aha, aha, o I know you’ll love this, and this, what am I forgetting… ah yea that”

  I was terrified what will happen to my character, what will that vengeful AI do to me

  “Don’t have that look on your face, you deserve this, and it’s not that bad, I mean it’s beautiful if you like that sort of thing, big muscular women with a nice gorgeous beard…”

  “NOOOOOOOOOOO, please don’t do it”

  “HAHAHAHHAHA, enjoy you bastard “

  And so my life as a G.I.R.L. began.

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  Author's note:

  So this is my first time writing anything of this sort anywhere. I hope it wasn't too boring. I would like to continue writing, and would like to get better so all suggestions are welcome.Description of the main character will come later,cause i don't think it's relevant yet.