Um... Status?

  WHAT THE FUCK?! WHY ARE MY STATS ARE ONLY IN 100? AND WHAT WITH THE SKILLS?!

  Will it get better? I mean I can become stronger, right?

  So... what are those tokens?

  Fuck... nevermind... Oh right... hello assistant.

  … well let's see what I got... eh... how do I check my equipment?

  Eh? That's it? Okay... [Equipment]

  Yep... everything in order. Now let's go killing some stuff!

  Eh... what?

  How on earth being nudist is threat?

  OK... anyway what to do...

  *GROWL*

  Jack: “Oh and what do you want... nude... guy?” seriously... what is this shit? “I wish for Appraisal!”

  Eh? [Appraise]?

  Jack: “So it's zombie? Um... how do I use my guns? Let's try classics... shotgun.” Oh... my arm... well my power armor's right arm transformed into some sort of... shotgun I guess? Let's try it-

  *BOOM*

  No Shit?

  Cool... need 4 more, right?

  Jack: “COME HERE YOU GREEN BASTARDS!!!” I have quite funny mechanical voice while in this armor... I hope it's so...

  Z1: “BRAINZ!” regular zed

  Z2: “BRAINZ!” another regular zed

  Z3: “PONY!” … retarded zed... or zombie with disabilities?

  Z4: “BRAINZ MAZAFAKA!!!” … rapper zombie? And with golden dollar on his neck.

  Z5: “Brains gentelman...” … I will kill this one first.

  Jack: “SHOTGUN BLAST!” stupid but fun... and... I missed... well I actually destroyed lower half of the zombie number 5.

  Z5: “Oh my... you crushed my family jewels. It is so not polite young man.”

  Jack: “WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?! YOU ARE A ZOMBIE! ACT LIKE ONE!” and I shot him one more time. Seriously though... this one was quite strange.

  Z4: “YOU KILLED HIM MAZAFAKA!” in your face! And his face is gone...

  Z1-2: “Brainz?” which were killed... also by exploding their heads.

  Z3: “PONY!”

  …

  Why does it chase butterfly? Anyway let's try rifle mod. And...

  *BOOM*

  … what caliber is that? It's even more powerful than shotgun!

  …

  anyway I leveled up... not... I need 1 more experience point... strange... Oh well... does this world has radio? I hope they have some funny songs...

  Somewhere in the soul dimension.

  ???: "Uh... brother... let me out... I want to play too..."

  One adorable dragon egg wanted some carnage...