[] - Talking
Thoughts
Narration
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Billy Cringe-worthy flinched as the sky darkened, where the cicadas should have begun to sing, there was no sound.
It was eclipse time at 1:15 PM, and he was skipping school because he is a cool kid, and he Don't need no education!
As the sun was fully covered, he panicked!
Where the heck is the sun!
The Idi--Main character panicked
If I believe I'm reading this script right, It's on a level higher than when he did....No
No!
I'm not reading that out loud!
Anyways, after a few minutes, he calmed down after downing two mountain dews.
My, I want to eat some Doritos.
The Idiot forgot about it, Deciding chips ar-
[I bet the Gods were stealing my sun so I couldn't party at 1:15 PM!]
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I've got to destroy the gods!
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[2 years later]
[God, I've come to kill you!!!!!@!@!@!@!@]
The God smirked
So what if Billy got a super OP power?
He can't beat the one who
MADE the rules
CONTROLS the rules
BENDS the rules
Besides, only a minor weakling god could be as stupid as to lose easily to a mortal, and that's just mostly strong Demi-Gods pretending to be gods.
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Gods POV
I stare at the mortal in front of me
Of course, I'm staring at everything
Even your Shiny Hiney (1)
It's a mess, I'm both the Narrator, The Author, and the Character playing as god, with me sending ideas into the author's head to type this, some mortals may find this confusing......I just have to pretend that the author is typing this out of his free will.....Ha, As if!
Anyways, What to do with this little meatbag
And so, God did what he does with all idiot Main characters who challenge him....
Strip him of power and reincarnate him as you
Yes, you were actually Billy.
What? don't live in the USA?
Or do you....
----The End----
NOT
Billy POV
[What the heck, It shud be me who wins in the end! me Billy Cringey! The main character!]
God looks at me with a large smirk on his face
[Well of course! I'll reincarnate you into earth again, Just giving you an added twist when you approach of age]
He smirked Evily
But what does approaching of age mean?
Is that Edible?
[Yep, I'm adding more base intelligence points your next life, you're too stupid.] Before he finished, he added [And stop pulling your pants down towards me, you have a brain for a reason, use it! Oh, Wait.]
Hey, I'm Smart!
I found out the Earth was flat!
Noooooo!
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The End
Author Rant:
It's Truly BS for a main character to beat 'unbeatable' entities so easily, Unless.......
IT WAS A PRANK ALL ALONG!
I mean, how else does the greatest, or one of the greatest entities get entertainment, then see how stupid mortals would do in their shoes?
Just think about it
