Strange wooshy noises fade out.
Woah! That was great! Amazing! I love it! I'm a genius! I thought of all that while still looking cute!
...Can narrators be cute?
Yes, yes I can. Along with devishly handsome and uhhhh....ermmmm....I need more descriptive words, but I kind ran out....hmmm....Even more cute! I love me and my perfect descriptive words! Descriptive words? This also requires a better and cuter name! Kinda like how I named a quickpast! Hmmmm...What if I just said something random?
...Add jack TiVo. Let's see... remove the k because I can...change the o to an e because logic, then the a to an e to continue the trend...I hate math, so I'll remove a d...uhhh..Adjective? No, that's a silly name. Who would ever name anything like that? I'll just take the two words and combine them. Descord? Derd? Dord? Dewo? Well, dewo is fun to say, so it is now dewo! Gah! What am I doing? I'm supposed to be doing a quickpast! Let's see what is happening now...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHHHAHAAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
Hilarious! This guy...heh...this pffft guy just lol got stabbed in such HA funny heh manner! JUST LOOK AT HIM! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA- Ahem. Serious mode activate.
"Help meeee..." John croaked out "They took my kidneys...."
"Pffft. This useless piece of trash wants us to help him." said the guy with a name "Let's help him....INTO THE TRASH WHERE HE BELONGS!!!"
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Those guys laughed and started to slice more parts of his body out. They walked away from John as a sniveling human wreck with no more than ten minutes left to live. Just then he-HAHAHAHAHAHAAHA! HILARIOUS! The guy just heehee got so much omg out of him, he LMAO can hardly be recognized! Ha! The pathe- wait, what is he saying?
"...idiots who are just so sadistic in nature. I bet that those arrogant pricks enjoy seeing people get stabbed and mutilated to death" Wait, what? I'm not sadististic! Just because I enjoy it a lit- John continued "But don't you worry, I'll come for you. Once I heal, I will become super powerful and eradicate everyone like them..." YOU GO JOHN!!! SHOW THEM WHAT YOU'RE MADE OF!!! I BELIEVE YOU CAN LIVE EVEN IF IT CONTRADICTS THE FIRST CHAPTER!!!! (I desperately need a protaganist (I'm still not a sadist)) "I swear...I swear upon my mother's grave, my daddy's mistress....my daddy's other mistress...the other mistress of dad who killed mother..."
John continued blabbing on as a blonde woman with huge boobs that I kinda want to touch, rushed in, kneeled next to John and said, "Sir! Please stop talking! This is causing more blood loss and causing you to kill yourself! Stay still and let me heal you!"
"You moron....I still haven't finished my oath yet...I also swear upon my grandma's grave...my grandpa's grave...my other grandma's grave...my other granpa's grave...my great-grandfather's grave..." SHUT UP AND FINISH YOU IDIOT!!! Although, it is kinds funny watching him try to continue on. Maybe I should invent another narrator move thing to quicken this up. But It kinda feel's like a missed opportunity, not laughing at this guy. Maybe I should only do it when some guy decides to go training for several months or years. Whatever. Maybe I can do stuff right now. I don't know. Hey! I'm the narrator so I can quicken up time! Yeah! Swoosh! Oh wait...I just killed him again, didn't I.
"That guy was idiotic. Maybe if I walk away no one will question me?" said the blonde with the huge boobs that I was imagining I was touching. You know, I think I'll quickpast this again just to laugh at him. Sure, it may be a tiny bit inappropriate, but I still like doing it!
Strange wooshy noises happen again.
