humans

  so annoying

  my misanthropy feels increasingly justified

  i mean could they just wait one flipping day for me to get this tea room finished. this is all for them! i'm not doing this junk for me you know! it's not like i woke up and was all like hmm yes what is the most productive use of my superscience time o i know make a flipping tea room for ungrateful donking humans who probably don't even like tea. probably all coffee drinkers. or. cocoa.

  note: variety of hot beverages in tea room

  what was i annoyed about

  oh yes

  right

  humans are trying to explode my biscuit fort

  i am not

  happy

  about this

  although i probably shouldn't have opened ant prison and let out all my ant prisoners

  i only had three

  just thirteen legs between them

  humans were not impressed

  was kind of interesting to see regular humans fighting giant ants i guess

  bulletguns moderately effective

  i mean i knew that

  still miss tbm bulletgun

  these guys aren't using big bullets though. their bullets are smaller.

  so it takes more to crack open an ant

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  also one thing i never really appreciated

  all my offensive options are fairly

  y'know

  overkillish

  like even the crappy old crudlauncher takes down ants in a shot or two. shardrifle tears ants to pieces. antswords slice through chitin so easily. so easily. cannonball pistols. do i even need to say. everything works very well. because that's how you solution. you science and you engineer and you make a thing that is designed to solve the problem as efficiently as possible. or yknow overengineer it to heck because why not right? better to go too far than not far enough. anyway my point is that this is basic stuff. if you need to kill giant ants regularly then maybe think about making something that is good at killing giant ants.

  but i guess when all you have is a bulletgun with small bullets that's what you gotta use

  even if it takes ages

  and also the ant gets really annoyed

  and tries to eat you

  none of these humans got eaten

  none of them even lost an arm

  got kind of close a few times

  but in the end they killed my ant prisoners

  and then had a really good nosy look around ant prison

  nothing much in there except antcorpse bits'n'juice

  nothing to scare them away

  so i sent out #4

  not to kill them of course

  just to

  y'know

  be scary

  with lasers

  and crudlauncher

  i might have mentioned this before but there is something weirdly terrifying about shin height crudballs flying around

  you just get like

  man right at this moment i literally cannot think of a worse thing happening than getting hit in the shin by a speeding wad of crud

  anyway the important thing is that the humans all went away and biscuit fort remains unexploded

  so

  success?

  it's not a success

  it just worked for now. that's all.

  i feel bad about releasing ants and robot on the idiots

  even if they were trying to crack open my fort

  i took all the explosive stuff they were setting up

  if you try to explode me i get to keep your bombs

  this feels morally okay

  it's all plastic explosive stuff. not homemade. military style. all with military writing and instructions and stuff on the packets. packets! so fancy.

  ended up feeding most of it into the mareo. that thing's always crying out for more blowy uppy materials.

  anyway

  have to go make sure tea room is good. also add these ant candy things i made to launchers. it's just basically a wad of antattracting stuff. ants love it. so i figure i'll add that to the exit distraction protocol. buzzers go buzzing off. ant candy is deployed. with all that interesting nonsense going on any ants around won't even notice a human or two leaving.

  well that's the plan anyway

  fingers crossed it works out

  keep forgetting i have to check suburban ant situation. eyespiders are doing their thing and scavengers keep bringing back antcorpses so i guess it's okay for now but

  oh also power plant. just want to be doing that. unlock laser shotgun.

  what is life without laser shotgun

  safer probably

  but i still want it

  problem

  problem is

  there is just too much stuff

  and only one jin

  well anyway

  got work to do

  tea time