March 12th 2022

  9:12am

  FUCK! THERE’S A CAR ALARM GOING OFF IN THE PARKING LOT! WHAT DO I DO?????

  I PEEKED OUTSIDE- THERE’S SO MANY COMING TO THE NOISE!

  I’M FUCKED!!!!!

  10: 49:am

  Okay… okay. I’m not fucked?

  Oh my god, I think my soul took a vacation for a hot minute.

  I don’t even know what happened, I just wake up to a god damn car arm bring right outside the gas station.

  How? Fuck if I know, and I am not in the ball park to find out.

  I mean, I took a peak outside like really quietly, only for a second-

  And Jesus Christ, there was a horde of zombies crowding the car.

  One of them started to slowly turn around so I closed the door.

  Nope nope nope nope. Not happening, you don't see me.

  Nobody is home! We’re closed! Come back next year!

  That was the longest hour of my life, and all I could do was cower behind the couch, hoping they didn’t hear or notice me.

  Think it worked, cause I’m obviously writing this.

  1:44pm

  So, there’s a new problem.

  Yeah. Thanks to that club banger by DJ Silver Chevrolet Impa, the party hasn’t left yet.

  I hear a lot of feet shuffling outside by not just one, but two doors.

  So, not only are zombies wandering around inside the gas station having a little pow-wow, but they also found their way inside the auto shop.

  I really regret not closing that garage door.

  The sound might have attracted only a few zombies, and surely they would have given up since I doubt they could smash it.

  So now I’m suffering the consequences of my own actions. I can’t leave.

  They’re in both buildings, and I’m praying to god or whatever the fuck is watching me suffer to NOT let one of those zombies wander over to my little rubberband trap.

  If one of them trips that, they’ll all come investigate the noise!

  Like, what am I gonna do if they start banging on BOTH doors?