“Screeeeeeee!!”

  I, the omniscient and infallible phoenix screeched.

  I am the only being of this world who could never be wrong. My words are like physical laws, though even more.

  My body divine and unchanging.

  Every word I say is a gospel. Every movement I make is a dictation of destiny. Every dream I dream is a foreshadowing.

  Others have tried to prove my words wrong, but since I am omniscient and infallible, they couldn’t refute my words.

  It is a non-exciting existence for one to be always correct, but it is who I am.

  To curb my boredom, I went to a wizard world and now…

  A carriage slowly came up the mountain, then an old man came down to open the door of carriage.

  Slowly, a boy with a “broken” dantian came out. He grasped his walking rod, steadying himself.

  “The eternal, omniscient, and infallible phoenix, how can I get revenge against my former fiancée? That bitch dared to cancel our union.”

  I inwardly sighed. How unoriginal. It may look terrible and despairing in his point of view, but to me?

  For every jade beauty written in a book, there are ten more identical crippled boys vying for revenge in the Myriad Worlds.

  Out of courtesy, I answered…

  “You don’t have to do anything. Your revenge will come in three weeks, however, it will ultimately be your effort whether or not it will succeed.”

  That’s right. The sleeping soul within his staff will reawaken after three weeks.

  …

  “The eternal, omniscient, and infallible phoenix, instead of using a staff like a normal magi, can I also use a sword to cast spells?”

  Another fledgling magi asked me.

  “Yes. To do so, however, you will need to attune and create a magic sword that can conduct mana properly. Not to mention, you also need to be black-haired and have a cold personality.”

  “If you also want to wield another sword, you need to undergo a great magic array illusion world and go through a hundred floors or defeat the hidden master there. If you don’t do so, you will not be able to craft a spell that can burst stars in the Sage realm.”

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  I properly explained his circumstance. After hearing this, the fledgling magi’s eyes were filled with despair.

  “Th-thank you. Respected Phoenix.”

  He slowly walked down the mountain. But he soon stopped.

  As if a magical property awakened inside him, his back abruptly straightened, his eyes becoming profoundly deep, filled with the loneliness of a master.

  Upon seeing this, the dark sky and the thunderclouds paused for a moment before retreating and dissipating with a rumble.

  While the sun was shocked, unable to move for a few minutes.

  Another peerless figure was born.

  Countless questions, countless answers. Each being of this wizard world asked a question and I answered, fulfilling their curious desires.

  Sometimes a magi will come up the mountain, believing the ancient rumor that the magi who defeats me in a battle of truth will become immortal.

  “The eternal, omniscient, and infallible phoenix, I challenge you to a Duel of Truth!”

  Exclaims came out of the dumbstruck crowd.

  “How dare this ant challenge your Majesty?!”

  “Your Majesty, pulverize him into water-based ink!”

  “Your Majesty, make him strip himself, so we can hang him out here and we can take turns using him!” A young man disappeared into the bushes after being glared by a few disgusted people.

  Seeing the energetic crowd, I agreed.

  “Very well.”

  …

  3 minutes later.

  “No! You can’t do this!”

  The decrepit magi screamed. He shielded himself with his hands while abruptly flying towards my wings.

  “I told you I win.” I flatly said to him.

  “Nuuuuu…”

  His body gradually lost its moisture, turning into an old man, and eventually a dried husk of a former human.

  I, the eternal, omniscient, and infallible phoenix, with a flick of my wing, reduced a pitiful man into ashes.

  The crowd cheered after I declared that I would win while the magi suddenly burst into tears and evaporated shortly after.

  “Wohooo that guy couldn’t even last 5 minutes with this game!”

  “No wonder he doesn’t have a wife. I thought he was gay.”

  …

  And with this event, I became bored of this world.

  So, I flew.

  I, the omniscient and infallible phoenix screeched.

  “Screeeeeeee!!”