Miguel and Anna are strapped to chains hanging from the ceiling like meats.

  Anna coughs, waking up.

  Miguel sang softly. “I got… nobody…”

  Anna tears up. “Please stop singing that song.”

  “No.”

  “Please…”

  “Anna…”

  “Please.”

  “Fine. Fine! Alright, fine! I’ll stop singing the FUCKING SONG that describes my currently VERY MUCH VALID EMOTIONAL BREAKDOWN LIKE A FUCKING PSYCHOPATH THAT KILLS PEOPLE ALL THE TIME LIKE FUCKING MACJOVIAL OR, OR, OR VAMPIRE KING BECAUSE I HAVE NO FEELINGS, APPARENTLY!!! APPARENTLY, LET’S JUST ALL WRITE FANFICTION OF YOU CHEATING ON ME IN EVERY UNIVERSE OR, OR, OR A DUMBASS FANFICTION CROSSOVER OF CARTOON CHARACTERS AND PLACE A FUCKMOTHERING SELF INSERT IN THE STORY!!!”

  “That’s oddly specific…” she sobbed.

  “DAMNED STRAIGHT IT FUCKING IS!!!” he yelled, slightly hurting my own feelings, since I’m the Author of said storyline.

  Anna just kept crying, softly.

  “You said you loved me for the first time, though… That was… that was nice…” he sniffed.

  “Miguel, I did it to protect you from me… I’m not a good person-...”

  “Yeah, you clearly aren’t.”

  “I’m sorry, Miguel.”

  Miguel just looks away.

  “Not talking to me, huh?”

  Miguel just kept looking away, avoiding eye contact and crying.

  “Silent treatment? Very fuckin’ womanly of you. ‘Cept you don’t have a vagina. Sorry, just trying to lighten the mood. Make-up sex? Sorry…” she just sobbed the entire time. “Ugh! Ugly crying. Somebody call Filipino Telenovelas. They want their breakdown back. Luckily, I don’t have any in-laws to get fucked over by or have my body torn in half by a couple of cars or some shit.” She sniffs, looking down. “I wish I had… time… more time… to think about… my decisions… because clearly I didn’t use that time wisely. You probably hate me now. Yes, I love you. I loved you so much that I pushed you away so I won’t hurt you. In turn, I did… I’m so, so sorry, man. You’re my everything.”

  Miguel looks saddened, tearing up.

  “I regret doing this… hurting you. But my love for you? I never for a second did.”

  Silence…

  …

  …

  “Time.”

  “Huh?”

  She turns to Miguel, and he’s looking right at her, into her eyes, into the very window of her soul.

  “I’m gonna need time…” said Miguel. “I want to be with you. I’m choosing this. Give us… some time…”

  “Okay… I will… You know I will.”

  “Don’t fuck around on me, okay?”

  “Okay…” her voice trembled.

  The metallic door then creaked open as Unbreakable entered.

  Unbreakable faces Miguel, looming before Miguel.

  Miguel smiles. “You gonna recruit me?”

  Unbreakable blasts heat vision into his chest as Miguel screams in horror, with his heart melting down.

  Miguel regenerates painfully.

  Unbreakable breaks Miguel’s shoulder blade.

  Anna yells. “STOP IT!!!”

  Unbreakable beats Miguel over and over as blood drips from his mouth and nose.

  Miguel keeps on regenerating, painfully.

  Unbreakable beats Miguel in the ribs, causing him to yell out.

  Anne screams, trying to break free.

  Bones cracking and crunching could be heard upon Unbreakable’s strikes.

  Their screams echoed all over the metallic hallway.

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  Unbreakable begins to melt Miguel’s brain as his head goes limp, but he regenerates once more.

  Anna yells. “STOP FUCKING DOING THAT, YOU FUCKIN’ DUMBFUCK LUNKHEAD!!!”

  Unbreakable turns to Anna, frowns and tears Miguel in half.

  Anna yells in anger as Miguel is forced to regenerate his body and recombine.

  Unbreakable turns to Anna and sneers, whispering. “Listen, Female. I always found that Human beings tend to find torture emotionally distressing. I call it cleansing. You don’t deserve cleansing, because your kind hurt every version of the great Saint King. Stay alone, sycophant nymphomaniac.”

  Anna frowns with disgust, along with puke that bleeds out from her esophagus. “You’re nothing but a sad, sad little man… wearing an imposter crown.”

  Unbreakable fixes her clothes before hammering her fist into her stomach as she screams in pain.

  Unbreakable smiles. “Tell me, what’s so fucking funny about that?” asked Unbreakable, peering into her soul. “Answer me, sniveling succubus.”

  Anna’s mouth drips more blood from her lip. “You’re a fuckin’... Your cum-soaked hair’s showing… You fuck your cousin, don’t you? Pathological demented deluded sociopathic incest baby… You know, unlike my baby boy over here, I read your file. You’re a fuckin’ joke who thinks he’s making sense of Beatle’s words, but you’re a fuckin’ moron. No plan. No idea on what to do next, just waltzing into life and winging it like a fuckin’ mentally disabled Superman YOU ARE. Miguel also has a learning disability, but he isn’t as fucked up as you are. No wonder he was chosen.”

  Unbreakable breaks her arm as she grunts in pain. He whispers to her. “You think this is a mirror. It’s a one-sided glass. The question is who’s the one watching, and who’s the one being watched? Hm?”

  “What’s wrong? Did you want me to read your fuckin’ Miranda Rights, Mister Jeff Dumber?”

  Stefan chokes her, with his nose twitching.

  “Anna… don’t antagonize him… He’d kill you,” said Miguel.

  “If he does, everything I said… would be right…” she sneered.

  Unbreakable lets go of her jaw and blasts heat vision at Miguel’s face again, as he screams in pain.

  Anna angrily rattles her chains and screams.

  Unbreakable sneers. “WELL!?!? HOW THE MOTHERFUCK DO YOU LIKE THAT!?!? HM!?!?” Unbreakable blasts his face again. “YEAAAAAH!!! YOU LIKE MELTING YOUR LITTLE BOYFRIEND’S FACE!!!”

  Myrmex slowly breaks the chains and strangles Unbreakable with it, but he remains unfazed and kicks her away.

  Unbreakable just keeps blasting Miguel over and over again as Black Spiral Knights enter the scene.

  Unbreakable turns to them and points to her. “PICK THAT UP AND CHAIN IT BACK TO THE CEILING!!!”

  Unbreakable then angrily stomps back into the hallway and slams the door shut.

  He sighs, spinning his fingers around. “‘I AM UNBREAKABLE!!!’ Fuck… No… That isn’t it. ‘Don’t you know who I am!? I AM STE-!!!’ No… Too cliche, fuck. ‘I’m fucking Unbreakable.’ FUCK!!! FUUUCK!!1”

  “Sir?” asked one knight within his troop.

  Unbreakable turns to him and melts his face. A loud thud echoed in the chambers.

  Unbreakable turns to the tallest man. “Devin. You’re promoted.”

  “Were you just… rehearsing-?”

  Stefan melts Devin’s face. He turns to the next one. “Biggs? You’re promoted. What the fuck is the report?”

  Biggs asks the others what the report is. “Guys, I wasn’t briefed today-...”

  Stefan melts his face. “Female?” he asked, turning to the woman.

  “Uh… Sir, calling me by my gender is kinda sexi-...”

  Stefan melts her face. “No discrimination to killing people, Female. Jimmybob?”

  “My name is Rich-...”

  Stefan melts his face. He turns to the last person.

  “Beatle has breached the facility!” yelled the last man, whose nametag clearly states “Stan”.

  Stefan winks. “Good job, Steve.” Stefan walks away.

  Stan tells himself, “I’m wearing a fucking nametag…”

  Unbreakable stomps out… of the white house…

  Doughnut Trumpet tries to speak up. “Mister Unbreakable, I tried to stop him!”

  “It’s cool, guys. It’s cool…” he snickered. “Hi, Beatle! Do realize that you being here is by far considered an international incident. You are NOT supposed to be here. And since that, as the official bodyguard of the President, I will escort y-...”

  Beatle swaggerly approached him and hammers his fist into Unbreakable’s face, knocking him down.

  Beatle blasts heat vision at his face as Unbreakable tries to swat him away, but Beatle grabs his arm and shatters his arm. “Heard you’re invulnerable to anything… except me…”

  Unbreakable growls, regenerating his arm before grabbing Beatle by the neck and beating him in the face.

  Unbreakable dropkicks him but Beatle spins and kicks him into the ground.

  Beatle booms. “WHERE ARE THE KIDS!?!? ANSWER, AND YOU HAVE MY PERMISSION TO DIE!!!”

  “Dark Knight Rises much?” growled Unbreakable.

  “At least it isn’t fucking Man of Steel.”

  “Man of Seel WAS AMAZING!!!” boomed Unbreakable, knocking Beatle down with a lower cut.\

  Beatle is pinned down, but he blasts heat vision into Unbreakable’s face who stumbles backward and blocks his face.

  Unbreakable crosses his arms and tackles Beatle into the white house/

  Beatle teleports right before crashing into a bystander and appears behind Unbreakable, slamming his fists together and knocking him down to the ground.

  Unbreakable’s voice booms and echoes throughout the planet. He blasts heat vision at the people around Beatle, as Beatle swoops around and teleports several people away.

  Unbreakable roars and attempts to beam several of the bystanders away while Beatle teleports all of them away.

  Beatle charges at Unbreakable.

  Unbreakable prepares to swat him away, but Beatle blasts heat vision at the ground, creating a puff of gas.

  Unbreakable sees him with X-Ray vision, but Beatle teleports away.

  Unbreakable, dazed, kept searching for the god only for Beatle to teleport from behind and snap his spine.

  Beatle points his blaster at Unbreakable. “Y’know, with Mars, I wasn’t allowed to kill him, but with you? I think it’s safe to say that God was right… You need to be stopped you genocidal fuck.”

  BANG.

  Beatle feels an intense, dripping pain in his chest. He looks down and sees a hole is bored through it with a red bullet. He began wheezing, with red glowing veins growing around his chest. He falls to his knees. “Demon… Blood…” he huffed.

  Unbreakable stands right back up, having regenerated his spine, as he kicks Beatle to the ground and begins stomping him repeatedly. “FUCKING... DIE!!! FUCK… FUCKING… DIE, YOU FAKER!!! FUCK!!!”

  Unbreakable falls to his knees, paning and with his lower half shivering,

  Beatle’s body is broken, mangled, and smeared with blood.

  Unbreakable smiles, slowly, only for Lawa to dropkick from behind him.

  Lawa lands and slides on his feet, facing Unbreakable with adamance, smeared with blood all over. He sneers at Unbreakable.