"Whatever..."

  Oh?

  Hello!

  Hi?

  Anywho...

  How to do this.

  "Myyyyyyyy name is-! Uh..."

  Should I say it? I mean the whole point of it is introductions right? Like, I was supposed to say.

  "Ah, okay look! Loooooook! I had after, leaving my role over there, came here to ask a buuuuuuuurning quesnon!"

  I am definitely not giving exposition.

  Noooo I would never.

  But basically, on the wall that I snapped a picture of, because I am super duper smart, is this world I fou- Discovered!

  So said the pioneer.

  Regardless, It's one of those uh. Uhhhhhhhhhhhh. I'm blankin. Continent. It's one of those worlds dominated by mana or whatever.

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  Nights 'n' Merges.

  No butchering was said. I swear.

  Basically, bass-ically it's medieval.

  "That means it's ripe for exploitation!"

  I didn't say basically twice. Bro are you high?

  "By that it will! Okay, I'm lying."

  Am I wasting too much time? Naaaaaaaaaaah.

  Who are you to say such things looking at here at this very second?

  "What?"

  See I'm a very expressive man. Say what I want with no shame! Er, maybe.

  "Vivid emotion on your face. I do include blank faces too!"

  Anywho, this continent is rife! Yes rife! With goodies!

  But let's start small.

  On the map I totally didn't snapshot from googal, there lay the continent.

  Imma... start in this kingdom.

  The Barlindos kingdom.

  It's ti~ny!

  In fact! It's under pressure by the fantasy staple of THE EMPIRE.

  Pfft.

  What role should I take here?

  So many to choose from.

  "I for one want it to be special."

  Mm.

  For the entrance.

  "Oh let's just go in."

  Fealty.

  Yuh.

  Then.

  "Let it begin."

  I smiled.