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Chapter 17: Cecotropes and weapons

  After closing the Primary Inventory window, I got curious and opened my Secondary Inventory, just to discover a shock truth…

  I had lost many of my Cecotropes and Shits!

  And even weirder…

  Some of my poop and pee had ... increased in rarity!

  -Secondary Inventory-

  


      
  • 323 Normal Cecotrope


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  • 267 Normal shit


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  • 548 Normal Urine water


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  • 124 Uncommon Cecotrope


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  • 87 Uncommon shit


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  • 214 Uncommon Urine water


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  • 36 Rare Cecotrope


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  • 24 Rare shit


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  • 99 Rare Urine water


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  • 1 Legendary Cecotrope


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  • 1 Necronomicon


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  What the actual... fuck!?? Legendary Cecotrope?

  Too confused, I decided to inspect this.

  “Legendary Cecotrope!” I gave the command using thoughts.

  And in an instant, Pop!

  Something round appeared on my hand.

  ...

  “So this is…” i gasped, looking at the thing.

  It was small, like a marble, with brown color, and kind of slimy…

  And had a very very strong smell…

  This is…

  ...

  “THIS IS SHIT!!!”

  “Cecotrope? What the hell with that fancy name!? This is just some stupid shit! ... Ewwww!!!”

  And I was about to throw it away.

  However…

  Blink blink blink blink blink!

  “What?"

  "Why is my shit … shining?”

  As the Legendary Cecotrope bathed in sunlight, it shone brightly like a diamond…

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  And…

  The more I looked at it, the more noticed ... its intense aura!

  And rainbow glitters !

  Twinkle twinkle!

  "W-what the hell?"

  And then, suddenly… I heard it!

  Eat meeee~

  Eaaaattt meeeee~~~

  …

  The Legendary Cecotrope was... talking to me!

  “Eat you?” I asked.

  Eat meeee~~~

  “Urrghhhh…”

  And thus, like being hypnotized, I raised my hand and opened my mouth.

  “Aaaaaa…”

  I was about to eat it…

  But then, at the last moment…

  Daddy…~~

  That snapped me out of the hallucination!

  “FUCK!” I shouted and threw the creepy shit away!

  BEP!

  Out of the window!

  “Like hell I’m going to eat that!!!

  “Brrrr!!!” Couldn’t believe what I almost did, I shivered.

  Holy hell…

  I almost destroyed my own reputation!

  That thing is dangerous!

  And thinking that, I backed away from the window, and tried to focus on other things.

  “I have to quickly finish preparing, and get the hell out of here!”

  And then, as I was trying not to think about what just happened, I opened the kitchen drawers.

  


      
  • Kitchen Knife; Kitchen Knife; Kitchen Knife; Kitchen Knife; Kitchen Knife ...


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  • Wooden Fork; Wooden Fork; Wooden Fork; Wooden Fork; Wooden Fork ...


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  • Wooden Spoon; Wooden Spoon; Wooden Spoon; Wooden Spoon; Wooden Spoon ...


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  • Wooden Chopsticks; Wooden Chopsticks; Wooden Chopsticks; Wooden Chopsticks; Wooden Chopsticks ...


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  ...

  All common kitchen items.

  I grabbed some of those to use as weapons.

  And of course, I didn’t forget to do some modifications.

  #$%#$^%$^@%#

  

  

  …

  Nah!

  Do you seriously believe that?

  I’m just kidding!

  What the hell is even a pointy spoon!?

  I’m not that nonsensical!

  Joke asides, these are what I actually equipped:

  Weapon slot (Right hand)

  

  Weapon slot (Left hand)

  

  

  Head slot:

  

  Neck slot:

  

  

  

  Ring slot:

  

  

  Tail slot:

  

  

  And finally, as my fur hadn't grown yet...

  Body and legs slot:

  

  

  And thus, with that full set of equipment, I felt even more invincible than before.

  "Raaaawrrr!" I roared.

  And then...

  Pew!

  I kicked the door open, made a triumph pose, then closed the door and locked it with the combination lock (Of course!).

  Then, I headed towards the Green Trees Forest, where the Dungeon was.

  ….

  Kawaii_Story_Bot’s note:

  ~Anti Mage~

  A first tier job.

  Anti mage is a special job, specifically designed to fight against mages or other magic users.

  Despite of being an anti-magic job, it actually required the person to have great knowledge of magic. As a result, the Anti mage also know a lot of spells, and can even use them with more efficiency than a normal mage.

  Unlocking condition:

  


      
  • Have basic knowledge of magic.


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  Stats correction:

  


      
  • MDEF + 20%; Debuff resistance + 30%; + 0.5*level to INT


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  Second-tier jobs derived from Anti-Mage:

  


      
  • Silencer; Magic Eater; Mage Slayer.


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