[goblin1]ologopo, agak, mollyringwaldo?[where the food]

  [goblin2]shalamadabingbang.[idokno]

  [chief goblin] olobogopo![shutit]

  [lookout goblin]mickljacksonu,roboticus[somones coming]

  [chief]queko, ucho,hulkhogahn[is one brother?]

  [lookout]....ucho, ank, laddygaga[..one, but looks weird]

  (Albert and the gob walk to the goblin den, with everything trying to bite them)

  [albert]..what is the name of this wartorn woods!?

  [gob] crens wood.

  [authers note: i got that from a random name generater.]

  [albert]..who's wood?

  [gob] crens wood.

  [albert], who's cren, and why douse he have a stiffie?

  [gob] ....what?

  [albert]......oh,......the-...the name..is cren's wood.....what a stupid name

  [gob] well what do you call your woods where your from?

  [albert]..wacky woods, dark forest, sascatuan, bob.

  [gob].....why bob?

  [albert]..becouse some are sentiant.

  (after enough of this banter to fill a quarter-mile of walking they reach the cave)

  [gob]..hello friends!(one of them throws a speir at him missing his head by a hair)....holy gob.

  [albert](pushes his beside to protect him)...HEY, that's yo buddy you just chucked that spear at, HAVE AT YOU!

  (he then produses a pair of over sized boxing gloves, and proseeds to knock there blocks off,..literaly...heads go flying...)

  (facepalms)....i keep forgetting.

  (he redraws them all, in i simmilar fashion to the first, but the female get admitedly more...sexy,..not overly so, but there lips get more puffy, and there hips are wider)

  ..there,..i dub thee, gobs.

  ...(british outfit)what's all this then?

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