There is no chapter 5 here.

  There are no followers here, if you do see a follower here you may be experiencing child birth. Why the hell are you reading this when you are in the middle of childbirth? Are you sure you should be reading this? I think you should probably pay more attention to… I don’t know, maybe that child about to fall onto its head out of that not an asshole like thing of yours.

  If you spot this story on Amazon, know that it has been stolen. Report the violation.

  “Hey, you!”

  “Yeah, you!”

  “That ThereIsNoNarratorHere like guy. Whatddya think ya doin for da last few nonexistent chapters? Ya think ya bein funny? Well ya ain’t. I should shoot ya for tryin dis funny business dat ain’t funny ad all.”

  There are no guns here. Guns are illegal and banned. But there are no laws here either. So the concept of guns itself does not exist here to begin with. This has been another PSA brought to you by ThisIsNotAPSAHere and ThereHaveNeverBeenAnyPSAsHere.