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I am Going to Rock the World

  After running across the Jungle, I don't even know how far I ran, somehow I got rid of that bunch of crazy Monkeys, thinking of them made me scared, the look on their faces was horrible.

  Hfffff!!!! After taking a deep breath I understood my awesomeness

  "Miss System?"

  "Yes Host"

  "Did you see how a bunch of Female monkeys were crazy over me"

  "Affirmative Host"

  "So what did you Understand?"

  "I am unable to understand the question host"

  "Huh? I am asking Did you analyze why these monkeys were crazy"

  "Sorry Host, but according to the behavior, they were having overproduction of estrogens"

  'FUCK'

  "Hey System, can't you give me a normal answer every time I ask a question?"

  "Sorry Host, you asked me to analyze the situation"

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  'WTF!!!!'

  The system is making me irritated, after taking a deep breath, I asked "I mean to say did you see my awesomeness, you can see how a bunch of female monkeys was going crazy over me"

  "Imagine how it will be when I will be surrounded by beauties, they will be drooling over me, hehe"

  "Sorry Host, I can't analyze the impossible scenarios"

  'FUCK!!!' 'One day I am surely going to die because of Anger'

  'Hmph... system you will not understand'

  I had a smug look on my face, how a mere system will understand my awesomeness

  "Leave it, Miss System, now Tell me how to increase my Awesomeness?"

  "Sorry Host, I don't understand your question"

  "I know you will not understand, just tell me, now I completed my first task, what are the next steps"

  "Affirmative Host, you can increase your stats according to free stat points"

  "So, how do you suggest, Where Should I apply these points"

  "According to the current situation, Host is Low on Intelligence, Host should increase his intelligence factor"

  'WTF!!!!!'' I am being insulted again!!! This is not acceptable, How can the awesome me is a Fool'

  "What are you saying System, are you calling me a fool"

  "Negative Host, according to your age factor, your intelligence is too low, you are among the lowest intelligence creature on this earth"

  "Huh??? Seriously?" I was dumbfounded, like a bucket of cold water poured on me, I was very depressed, but again I remembered my Vow.

  Filled with Determination I asked the system "Miss System, Apply the stat points to intelligence"

  You can see a smug look face on a Monkey in a mid of a Jungle, as if it's doing the charity, like this

  ( ?° ?? ?°)

  "Affirmative host, Applying the stat point to intelligence"

  I can see some warm feeling in my brain and it feels like I am the most intelligent person on this earth.

  With an intelligent look on my face

  (?????? ?)

  'You will see system, how I am I going to rock the world' 'HAHAHAHA!!!!'

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