Hear Chapters 1 and 2 of "Humiliation of a Samurai" read aloud as audiobooks on YouTube.

  Your author and narrator has been told his recorded voice is a strange hybrid, reminding listeners of Walter Jr. from "Breaking Bad", with a touch of Matthew McConaughey after too much cough syrup.

  Stolen from its rightful author, this tale is not meant to be on Amazon; report any sightings.

  I choose to see these as positive comparisons.

  No matter who I remind you of, these recordings are perfect background chatter while you're digging yourself out from the ruins of a Pandemic Christmas and preparing for an apocalyptic New Year.

  CHAPTER ONE

  CHAPTER TWO