Su Xiao's words left the players utterly confused.
Didn't I f*ing tell you already? We're eating fruit.
"Lord Xiao, don't worry, this fruit isn't poisonous! I ate at least ten, I'm totally stuffed!" [Totally Sculpted] guaranteed, patting his chest.
"Gourmet Stomach Bro personally certified it! There's absolutely no problem!"
The players pointed towards [Big Stomach King].
Su Xiao, utterly exasperated, threw the thing in his hand onto the ground.
"Do you even know what this is?"
"This is stuff the Minotaur excretes! This is f***ing the Minotaur's seed, its offspring!"
Minotaurs were relatively low-level creatures.Low intelligence, but extremely petty and prone to holding grudges.Furthermore, they had hides like copper and bones like iron, possessed immense strength, and most creatures avoided provoking them.
Their reproductive method was rather peculiar; after fertilization, they would excrete the fertilized eggs to incubate.It was somewhat like a combination of mammalian and oviparous reproduction.
Typically, after one fertilization, a Minotaur could produce thousands, even tens of thousands, of fertilized eggs.However, less than one percent actually hatched.
These guys ate their offspring! It'd be strange if the fing Minotaur didn't go berserk.The Minotaurs coming for revenge wasn't the main issue. The key point was that this stuff fing came out of where they shit!
How could you stomach it?
"See that layer of grey stuff on top? That's Minotaur shit," Su Xiao explained.
Players: "???"
The entire area fell deathly silent.
Chocolate flavor?Plump and juicy?
"Bleeeargh...""I'm going to die!""Stomach Bro, I'll f***ing kill you!""Ahhh... Ahhhhh... I don't want to live anymore!""..."
Instantly, the group of players scattered wildly in all directions, starting to dry heave.
"Stomach Bro, I fing fell for your crap! I ate ten!" [Totally Sculpted] coughed, his face beet red."Fertilized eggs!""Thanks to Stomach Bro, this is the fing second time in my life I've eaten shit..."
...
Ten minutes later.
The group of players sat listlessly on the ground, each one looking withered, expressions suggesting a fate worse than death.They had nearly vomited up their stomach acid.
Rumble Rumble!
The sound of massive footsteps approached, and the players saw two giant, cyan-colored bulls, roughly the size of large trucks, charging over.These giant beasts had the lower body of a cow and the upper body of a human, but with a cow's head crowned by two enormous, dark horns that looked extremely sharp!
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"Damn, what kind of monster is this?""A hybrid of a cow and a human?""NTR... Minotaur?"
The players were all shocked.
Su Xiao looked at the two Minotaurs, knowing trouble had arrived.Minotaurs could follow the scent of their own dung to find their offspring.Most likely, the things these guys brought back were the offspring of these two Minotaurs.
"Luckily, these two Minotaurs are only at the Half-Tier 4-Star realm. Otherwise, this would really be troublesome."Su Xiao frowned.
Demonic Beasts and Believers had their strength categorized by Tiers: Half-Tier, Tier 1, Tier 2... Each tier was further divided into 9 Stars, with higher numbers indicating greater power.Half-Tier 4-Star was equivalent to Su Xiao's 4-Star God Apostle realm.
However, Su Xiao was now a 6-Star God Apostle. While dealing with the Minotaurs wouldn't be impossible, it would still require some effort.After all, their hides were incredibly tough.
"Everyone, pay attention.""These are the Minotaurs I mentioned. You stole their offspring and ate them, so they're definitely here for revenge.""Now, let me tell you..."
Su Xiao was just about to explain the Minotaurs' weaknesses to the players and teach them some killing techniques.Just then, [Totally Sculpted] had already charged out.
"Ahhh! Don't stop me! I'm going to slaughter them for making me eat shit!""A big body doesn't mean jack! I'm a man who possesses the [Undying Godfiend Body]!"
Bang![Totally Sculpted] landed a heavy punch on one of the Minotaurs.The Minotaur didn't budge an inch, lowering its head to look down at him.Hmm, feels a bit itchy.
[Totally Sculpted] felt like he had punched an iron wall; his hand bones nearly cracked."So hard?"[Totally Sculpted]'s eyes widened."Aish..."
Bang!Just then, the Minotaur's horn descended, instantly impaling [Totally Sculpted].
Players: "???""Holy crap, that attack power is off the charts!""Damn it! I just barely recovered from the pain of the Flame Scarecrows! Am I going to fall into the shadow of these hybrid cows now?""Can we even play this game happily?!"
While the players complained, the male Minotaur had already charged towards them, its eyes spewing raging fury.A player tried to block but was instantly sent flying, killed on the spot.
"Lord Xiao, save me!""I don't want to die!""Run! This thing is too ferocious!""..."
Amidst the chaos, the crowd suddenly noticed that the fiercely charging Minotaur's massive form had stopped dead.Looking closely, a person stood before the beast, one hand holding back the Minotaur's head, preventing it from advancing.
"Lord Xiao!!""Lord Xiao is awesome!""Holy crap, is this Lord Xiao? Feels so badass!"
Boom!Su Xiao pushed hard, forcing the Minotaur back. He performed a backflip, landing smoothly, then immediately launched forward again.
"Watch how I deal with them.""The Minotaurs' strongest points are their strength and defense.""Their weakness is their two nostrils. As long as you hit their nostrils, you can cause massive damage."Su Xiao attacked while explaining combat techniques to the players.
Swish!The enraged Minotaur stomped its feet, charging towards Su Xiao, using its two horns to gore his stomach.With quick eyes and hands, Su Xiao grabbed both horns, did a flip, and mounted the Minotaur's back.Then he slammed a fierce punch onto the Minotaur's nose.
"Ngggaaaah..."Roaring in pain, the Minotaur let out a cry and swung its massive tail towards Su Xiao.Su Xiao could only use his fist to block.
Bang!The fist and tail collided, the immense force of the impact creating crackling sounds.
"Heavens, how is this cow so strong!""Shh, don't hype the cow, show Lord Xiao some respect.""Lord Xiao is awesome!""..."The players at the side watched with rapt attention.
At this moment, Su Xiao used the force of the impact to leap into the air again, landing steadily on the ground.He had only just condensed his Godhead, so his combat techniques were still unrefined, making the fight look somewhat difficult.
Boom!Just then, the Minotaur leaped high, raising its front hooves to stomp down on Su Xiao.Quick as lightning, Su Xiao feinted to dodge the attack, then suddenly leaped upwards, landing another punch squarely on the Minotaur's nose.
"Raging Fire!"He grunted softly, unleashing the [Fireball Technique] he had just learned, condensing a fireball and stuffing it into the Minotaur's nostril.
Pfft-Sizzle!The scorching flames burned directly inside the Minotaur's nostril.Taking this opportunity, Su Xiao slammed another punch onto its nose.
Finally, the Minotaur collapsed heavily onto the ground, unmoving.