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Chapter 10: This Guy Definitely Has Problems

  Su Xiao stared blankly at this scene, taking quite a while to come back to his senses.

  This actually works?Outrageous!Simply too outrageous!

  He had read many books and knew the terror of divine tribulations and various ways to deal with them, but he had never seen such a bizarre method.He didn't know if the urine actually worked, or if it was because these guys came from another world, and there was perhaps some inherent counter at play in the unseen.In any case, being able to kill the scarecrows was a good thing.

  However, this method wasn't exactly easy to execute.For male players, it wasn't much of a problem, but for female players, it was somewhat less than friendly.

  Of course, Su Xiao himself couldn't possibly use such a low-brow method to kill monsters. He planned to use his own abilities to help these guys lure the scarecrows.

  "Aaaah, this feels damn good! Never thought my little brother would see action on the battlefield one day!”"Hahaha... Pissing ten meters against the wind, a true display of prowess!""Hey, hey, hey! Don’t be so selfish, okay? Can someone give me some urine so I can kill a scarecrow too?” a female player pleaded."Alright, come on over and catch!""Hahaha…"

  These players seemed to be having a good time.A group stood in a line, waiting for the Undead Scarecrows passing below.

  "Ding! Player [One Cut 999] has killed a Scarecrow.""Ding! Player [I Am Demacia] has killed a Scarecrow.""..."

  As time went on, notification sounds rang out one after another in everyone's ears.Su Xiao’s Faith Points surged.

  The Faith Points provided by the Divine Tribulation Scarecrows were a huge fortune. If all fifteen were killed, Su Xiao’s Divine Spark should be able to advance again.This was simply fantastic!

  "Holy crap, this guy actually lured three scarecrows!"Just then, the players noticed the guy with the ID [Hopeless Starry Sky] standing atop some ruins, while two companions in the distance lured three scarecrows directly towards him."This guy’s crazy! How can he shoot three at once?""He’s asking for death! If you don’t court death, you won’t die. What an idiot."

  But the next scene left them utterly stunned."Hahaha, you guys are so behind the times! Behold, Laozi’s showerhead mode!"Pfffft…

  Everyone: “…”This guy definitely has prostate problems!He must be nuts! (Lit: Has cat cake - internet slang)

  ...

  Thanks to the players' efforts, all fifteen Undead Scarecrows were killed.He harvested a total of 1,500 Faith Power points. He took ninety percent, leaving the remaining ten percent for the players to keep for leveling up.

  "Holy crap! I’m freaking a Level 2 big shot now, just like Diao Ge!""Boo hoo hoo… They called this a monster siege? There were so few, I didn’t even get to level up.”"Leveling up doesn’t matter, the main thing is this game is just too damn fun!"

  Only a few players leveled up, so most were quite frustrated.Su Xiao glanced at his Faith Power points and pondered for a moment."Esteemed players! In this mission to exterminate the scarecrows, everyone has contributed. Therefore, your Main God has decided to reward you all.""Each player will be rewarded with 10 Faith Coins, and I shall also impart a cultivation technique to you."Su Xiao announced to the crowd.

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  1 Faith Coin = 1 Faith Power.For 99 people, that was a total of 990 Faith Power. After deducting this amount, Su Xiao still had several hundred left, enough for him to raise his divine rank by another level.Powerful Main Gods have powerful believers. Su Xiao couldn't be stingy about this, or it would affect his long-term development.Moreover, due to the threat of that rogue Main God, he needed to rapidly increase the strength of these players.

  "Wow! God Xiao, I love you!""God Xiao is awesome!""Oli gei! God Xiao, I’ll warm your bed tonight!" (Oli gei is an internet cheer)The group of players shouted excitedly.

  "Notification: The System Shop is now open. Players can use Faith Coins to exchange for corresponding items. Currently available item: Experience Orb. Exchange Price: 10 Faith Coins."

  【Experience Orb】Overview: Contains a large amount of experience points, which players can use to level up.

  Su Xiao used the system again to create an Experience Orb for everyone to exchange.Main Gods could use Faith Power to help their believers increase their strength. After players exchanged for Experience Orbs, Su Xiao would help them level up based on the Faith Coins they spent.

  "Oh my god! I can finally level up too! All that peeing wasn't in vain!""Well now, everyone’s Level 2. We’re all back on the same starting line."The players quickly exchanged their Faith Coins for Experience Orbs, raising their levels.

  "God Xiao, aren’t there any equipment or skills?""The monsters in the starting area are already this strong! Without gear and skills, how are we supposed to play later?""God Xiao, what about the cultivation technique? Hurry up!"Many players were getting impatient.

  "Quiet.""Equipment needs to be crafted by yourselves, though it might also be found in certain ruins.""As for skills, you’ll get them soon enough."

  When Su Xiao left Tianshu Academy, he hadn’t even condensed his Divine Spark, so he hadn’t encountered a single divine skill.Therefore, he didn't know any now either.When he found the time, he would return to the library pavilion at Tianshu Academy to collect some, then come back and teach these guys.

  "Let me first teach you the cultivation technique. Techniques are the most fundamental aspect of increasing your strength.""The technique I will impart is called the [Undying God Devil Body]. However, this is only the initial stage. Subsequent stages will require you to exchange Faith Coins. So, the more Faith Coins you earn, the stronger you will become. Understand?”Su Xiao explained.

  Then, using the system, he transmitted the first layer of the [Undying God Devil Body] technique into their minds.

  "Woah, woah, woah…""Just hearing the name of this technique sounds so epic! I feel like I’m going to be invincible!""Awesome! Undying? Does this mean I’ll become a god or a devil in the future?""A single thought away from godhood, a single thought away from devilhood!""..."

  The players were incredibly excited. Some immediately began cultivating according to the method Su Xiao provided.Su Xiao watched them, feeling slightly gratified, and began cultivating himself as well.

  ...

  Several hours later.

  "Damn, cultivating this technique is so tiring!""I freaking prefer grinding monsters to level up.""You don’t know squat! This game is different. The technique is the foundation of strength. What’s the use of just leveling up!”"..."

  "Ding! Congratulations, Host. Your Divine Spark has advanced from 5-Star God Disciple to 6-Star God Disciple…"Having successfully refined the Faith Power, Su Xiao slowly woke up.He suddenly remembered the task given by the system.With a thought, he directly sent out the system-assigned task.

  "Quest: Explore the surrounding area and expand the Divine Kingdom’s territory to 50 square kilometers. Reward: 10 Faith Coins per person."

  "Damn, a new quest!""Are we starting expansion and base building? Exciting!""God Xiao, can we get something to eat first? I’m so hungry, I don’t have any energy to work."Just then, [Big Eater King] came before Su Xiao with a wronged expression, complaining."Yeah, I’m hungry too! This game is too realistic. I’m so hungry I’m drooling."

  Hearing this, Su Xiao finally realized.He was a god; eating didn’t matter to him. But these guys definitely needed to eat at their current stage."I don’t have any food here.""Perfect timing. You can look for food while you explore the surrounding area…"Su Xiao replied.

  Before he could even finish speaking, the group of players had already scattered like startled birds."Alright then!""Oh yeah! Leaving the newbie village! Exciting!""Don’t hold me back! I feel invincible! I’m going to take on ten guys at once!"

  Su Xiao was speechless. He hadn't even mentioned the precautions yet.

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