Astra-le Exploration.
A highly evolved, devolved, vowled wizard O.p.tim.i.zed for exploration.
His psychic profile is ideally O-shaped, approximately metric from all directions... space dwarf path.
You know, the kind that simplifies everything marginally—like the Spherical Cow in a Vacuum Theorem.
No friction. Flatulent-and-dragon-ale propulsion systems already integrated.
Astronavigation add-ons?
Old Spice—yes, the proper vintage, extracted from dusty, wormy corners of forgotten space.
Safety helmet with Integrated juicer—because imagination needs to flow AC/DC style.
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The Suit. The Orb. The Zorb.
Multifunctional, ergonomic design. Floatation-ready. Atmosphere re-entry? No problem.
Custom-enhanced atmos-sphére with suroud sound.
CDC-approved viral and antiviral protection.
The Runes—one of the few edgy things dwarf space wizards approve of.
They cut, they tear, they warp. Acquiring them? Not exactly easy... unless you fancy becoming part of a one-eyed kebab.
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Internally adjusted external-dimension meme-brane spike proteins.
He is prepared.He trained. He learned. He survived (until now). He knows secrets—from yogies to chunking chuks.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qOVLUiha1B8&pp=ygUJWW9nZyBsYWJz
This is the start of his next journey.
Will he fly or Aquarie Rapid Unscheduled Disassembly?
https://m.youtube.com/shorts/xLOxFfi_qhA
You know wizards—they're always on time.
Will he rise like a phoenix?
Certainly.
Up?
Or in all directions at once?
On a Ship.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=b9oI_8YG6Vs
And lift off
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kzeeV_Dl9gw&pp=ygUOeW9nZyBsYWJzIG1vb24%3D
? How he goes in that suit—you know.
Paladin problem.
We didn't talk about that.
*Some paladins have a permanent frown… because they hold.
Hold the line.Hold against the enemies' internals and infernals.
But that's another tale... the one about the Quicksilver Paladin.
