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Ch 25: THE SNOWBALL PUZZLE! ™

  (learned)

  *You pass a small bridge. Beyond it is a spacious area of snow with a giant Snowball. You can see a small hole in the far distance. Papyrus is on a ladder...made out of snow. Sans is in a snow bean bag.

  Papyrus: "BEHOLD HUMAN! THE SNOWBALL PUZZLE! I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS HAVE MADE THIS STUNNINGLY STUNNING PUZZLE TO-"

  sans: "wait, I thought this was a local kid's game?"

  Papyrus: "W-WHY YES, WHILE THIS WAS ONCE A SIMPLE CHILDREN'S GAME I HAVE TRANSFORMED IT INTO SOMETHING GREATER! BEHOLD!"

  *Papyrus presses a snow button. The snow underneath the snowball melts away, reveali-

  Frisk: "ICE!!!"

  Papyrus: "I SEE THAT YOU'RE A FAN! ONE COULD SAY THAT'S...NICE?"

  *...Oh, this poor fool.

  Papyrus: "YES! ICE PHYSICS MAKES EVEN THE MOST TERRIBLE OF GAMES WORSE!!! JUST ASK MEDDIT." [a]

  Frisk: "THAT'S NOT A GOOD THING!!"

  Papyrus: "I KNOW! IT'S TERRIFIC!"

  Frisk: "Ugh, I'm not doing your stupid ice puzzle!"

  Papyrus: "OH...SORRY HUMAN. I THOUGHT SINCE YOU WERE SO ROUGH THAT YOU'D LIKE SOMETHING SPOOKY. BUT IF IT'S TOO SCARY I UNDERSTAND."

  Frisk: "I'm not scared."

  sans: "bro rough or not they're still a kid, you gotta hold back a bit."

  Papyrus: "OH NO, YOU'RE RIGHT SANS! I-"

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  Frisk: "Oh you think you're funny, don't you smiley face?"

  *...

  PAPYRUS: "I...DON'T REMEMBER MAKING A JOKE HUMAN."

  sans: "I think they're talking about me papyrus."

  Frisk: "Who the fudge do you think I am? Some cartoon character who's going to play your bro's stupid game because 'Ooh wow the gender-neutral kid is scared?'? Like I'm some sort of idiot. Is that what you think Sans, that I'm dumb?"

  sans: "...we were just playing around kid. it isn't a-"

  Frisk: "Big deal? Yeah, I know. Nothing you do is a big deal, you're bones waiting to be buried. I'm the big deal. I'm the smart one. I'm the thing-"

  *You grab the snowball

  Frisk: "That's FUCKING terrifying!"

  *You chuck the snowball at Papyrus!

  *BAM!

  Sans: "PAPYRUS!"

  *A fall from that height...you could have killed him.

  Frisk: 'I know, talk about unlucky.'

  *Sans helps Papyrus back up.

  Papyrus: "D-DON'T WORRY SANS, I'M FINE! AND I'M SURE THE HUMAN H-HAD THEIR REASONS."

  Sans: "Papyrus they-"

  Papyrus: "I-It's fine Sans. I'll walk it off. a-AND HUMAN, IT SEEMS NEITHER OF MY PUZZLES INTEREST YOU. HONESTLY, WEIRD. BUT AS THEY SAY, THIRD TIMES THE CHARM! NYEHEHEH-...ow"

  *Papyrus limps away.

  *...

  Sans: "You."

  Frisk: "Heh, what are you a barbarian now?"

  Sans: "You are really pushing my limit kid. "

  Frisk: "Sounds like fighting words, smiley face."

  sans: "...heh, i would if i could. not like it would matter... go to hell."

  Frisk: "Don't be stupid sans."

  Frisk: "I am hell."

  sans: "..."

  *sans leaves.

  *You move onward.

  (...Ya know this is a great opportunity to go through memory lane...to...okay I'll stop trying to convince you. Ur a big boy/girl/person, do what you want.)

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