*You move onward. You notice that a sign sa-

  Frisk: 'Reading is for nerds. We are jocks Chara. We get all the football coaches slapping us on our backs and-'

  ???: "Did something move? Was it my imagination? I can only see moving things."

  *Your weird fantasy has been interrupted by a weirder dog.

  ???: "H-hey, I can't stop shivering all of the sudden. W-who's there?"

  *Doggo blocks the way.

  *Fight <

  *Act

  *Item

  *Mercy

  Frisk: 'Y'know what to do!'

  *...

  *You hit Doggo square in the jaw.

  Doggo: "H-hey, what the hell! That's not how you pet people! Stay away!"

  *You try to dodge a blue slash, only for it to extend and hit you anyway.

  HP: 46/48

  Frisk: 'What the heck?'

  *Blue means you need to stop.

  Frisk: 'No, Red is to stop. What next? Orange is to go?'

  *...You realize the underground's driving policies are a bit different than humanities.

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  Frisk: 'Ugh, of course.'

  *Fight <

  *Act

  *Item

  *Mercy

  *You...pimp slap Doggo.

  Frisk: "Down boy!"

  Doggo: "Again, that's not petting!"

  *Doggo sends a barrage of blue slashes, so varying in their angles that even master swordsmen would struggle to parry each blow...you dodge it by doing nothing.

  *Fight <

  *Act

  *Item

  *Mercy

  Frisk: "Alright, I'll try petting you."

  Doggo: "Finally! Some decency. I-Ah!"

  *...You grab Doggo by his ears and slam him into his own wooden station.

  Frisk: "Hey, come on? Am I doing it right?!"

  *You bang Doggo against the wood.

  Doggo: "uu-aguh-"

  Frisk: "Speak up, I can't hear!"

  Doggo: "P-ple-"

  Frisk: "More? Why of course! I'll give all the pets to good boys like you-"

  *You continue to bang Doggo against the wood, it begins to crack.

  Frisk: "After all, you like pets, don't you, don't you?"

  Frisk: "RIGHT BOY?"!

  *The wood snaps apart, and with it, Doggo turns to dust.

  *You won.

  *You earned 30 XP and 30 gold.

  *You huff and puff, hands sore from your smashing.

  Frisk: 'Y'know, I felt a distinct lack of you helping out.'

  *...

  Frisk: 'I won't be so easy on the next monster, so you better give me the power we had when we worked as one, or I'm gonna make this real painful for everyone. Got it?'

  *...

  Frisk: 'Pff. Fine, be quiet. You'll learn to listen soon enough.'

  *...You move onward.

  (had)

  (fun)