The Modern Contract

  Would you like to make a contract?

  It’s but a modern contract.

  Come be provided all you need,

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  and pour what you wish into this contract.

  Come tell us of your deepest greed,

  but be satisfied when you sign this contract.

  Come spend your life learning what you’re owed to gain,

  along with the rest, who have each signed this contract.

  All it costs is your time and your hopes and your dreams…

  Yes, Turkey. Let us sign the modern contract.