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  Texas Halloween

  Late night, Halloween

  Lights off, and still they're knocking

  I'll go grab my gun

  Texas Christmas

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  Snow falls in darkness

  Reindeers pull a toy-filled sleigh

  Venison dinner

  Texas Easter

  Chocolate provides

  religious imagery, All

  ate too much sugar.

  'Texas Halloween' Tanka (Full):

  Late night, Halloween

  Lights off, and still they're knocking

  I'll go grab my gun

  No American problem

  can't be solved with deadly force.